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Post by CrazyDaisy on May 1, 2011 21:12:51 GMT 2
Miss Molly has the chicken pox, or as she calls them "goosepops"
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Post by happytraveller on May 3, 2011 22:33:27 GMT 2
LOL !
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Post by rikita on May 19, 2011 12:05:35 GMT 2
recently on my little brother's birthday, one of the guests (who had just turned four) forgot to go to the toilet, so her undies got wet. well we took them off and put them on a tree to dry (we were at a playground in the park). shortly after, another guest with her father arrived. the girl went to those two, stood in front of them, and said:
"Guess what piece of clothing I am not wearing today."
When she received no answer, she continued "My undies!" and lifted her dress as high up as she could, to prove it.
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Post by CrazyDaisy on May 19, 2011 15:48:39 GMT 2
Miss Molly has a headcold. Her nose is running and running. This morning, after wiping it, she started to cry and said "Mama, my nose makes snot soooooooo quickly!"
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Post by CrazyDaisy on May 19, 2011 15:50:15 GMT 2
Rikita - that sounds like my daughter, who makes a habit of getting dressed and not putting undies on!!
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Post by rikita on May 19, 2011 16:15:17 GMT 2
well, it's sometimes difficult to see the use of undies...
many years ago, when my brother was a lot smaller, he had real difficulty grasping the concept, that his dad was also my dad. when i said he was my dad too, he would protest. so when i asked him, who he thinks my dad is, then, he answered without hesitation "mr. r."
(of course he said mr. r.'s first name, though...)
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Post by CrazyDaisy on May 19, 2011 21:06:55 GMT 2
What is the age difference between you and your brother Rikita?
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Post by rikita on May 19, 2011 21:29:14 GMT 2
25 years...
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Post by CrazyDaisy on May 19, 2011 21:41:43 GMT 2
Wow! That is a big age gap!
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Post by rikita on May 19, 2011 22:32:22 GMT 2
yeah. well my dad only got together with his new wife when i was about 20, so that's why...
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Post by mockchoc on May 20, 2011 7:37:33 GMT 2
Whomever invented bras and undies should be shot I think.
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Post by theklia on May 20, 2011 9:33:29 GMT 2
hey girls you are making me go out of businees if you continue going on about how useless is bras and undies....
(sorry for the threadjack)
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Post by auntieannie on May 20, 2011 11:30:48 GMT 2
don't worry Theklia! I like a good quality bra and always wear undies. So you've got me as a customer.
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Post by Tilly Star on Jun 5, 2011 21:46:49 GMT 2
My friend took the girl to Leeds castle for the day where they saw jousting. Now she keeps telling me about the nightgowns on the horses with the swords. I suggested she might mean the knights, but she laughed, called me a silly billy and carried on calling them nightgowns.
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Post by mockchoc on Jun 6, 2011 7:04:48 GMT 2
They have a time and place Theklia Love this thread, always good for a giggle hearing what the littlies are up to. Wish I was a grandma..
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Post by pepecura on Jun 6, 2011 9:03:17 GMT 2
Our 14 months old boy we found him kissing his mom's picture secretly.
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Post by happytraveller on Jun 6, 2011 9:04:30 GMT 2
Awwwww that is sooo cute ! ;D
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Post by auntieannie on Jun 6, 2011 10:44:10 GMT 2
Where did he catch that phrase?! Nabs is most definitely no idiot!
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jun 6, 2011 20:44:48 GMT 2
Today, while at the shops, Miss Molly and I saw a lady that had a long pink and purple scarf on, with those tassle thingy's on the end. She was not a small woman. Obviously when she sat down in the car the scarf had fallen between her legs and when she had got out it had become "trapped" between her , ahem, ample thighs! From the back all you could see was pink and purple tassles sticking out her bum like a horse's tail. It was so funny, especially since she had absolutely no idea! Even funnier was when Miss Molly saw it she piped up "Mama, look that lady has pink hair coming out her bum!" I
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Post by mockchoc on Jun 7, 2011 8:58:44 GMT 2
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by rikita on Jun 15, 2011 7:34:32 GMT 2
conversation with my little bro yesterday:
me: so how was your vacation trip to H.? he: good. me: so what did you do there? he: many many things. me: like what, for example? he: pooing, peeing ...
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Post by mockchoc on Jun 15, 2011 7:35:48 GMT 2
Does he normally share so much information riki ? ;P
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jun 15, 2011 8:49:29 GMT 2
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Post by pepecura on Jun 15, 2011 17:17:01 GMT 2
What a brilliant bro you have Riki.
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jun 15, 2011 19:59:12 GMT 2
This afternoon I went with Miss Molly to collect her brothers phone from the repair shop. On the way home she asked if she could hold the phone. Next thing from the back of the car I hear her making fake beepy noises (dialing) and then in this deep, drawly voice "Hey babes!" I couldnt see her face but I could imagine the eyebrows flicking!
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jun 24, 2011 14:19:53 GMT 2
This morning we went to the shopping centre. Of course Madam decided she needed the loo, which I try at all costs to avoid. Anyway we went in and thankfully the cleaners had just been in. Miss Molly says "It smells nice today mama! It smells like goats!"
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jun 24, 2011 14:20:51 GMT 2
Miss Molly is watching a dvd that has some scenes in 3D. She put on her glasses, her face lit up, she turned to me and said "Mama, It's alive!"
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Post by rikita on Jun 30, 2011 21:40:29 GMT 2
someone recently told me about her little daughter coming into the bath while she was shaving her legs, watching that for a while, and then saying "mom, but remember to remove the feathers on your butt, too".
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Post by Tilly Star on Jul 1, 2011 8:35:05 GMT 2
Um, girl must have learnt a new word she knew was naughty.
We sat at the table last night and she said "Muuuuuuuuuummy" And once she had my attention looked into my eyes and said very loudly "shit", I stared back wondering what was coming next and so clearly not getting the desired reaction she looked into my eyes again and shouted loudly "shit".
Still staring at her deciding if this an ignore or big telling off situation when she leapt up from the table covering her face with her hands wailing "I'll never ever ever say it again, I promise" and ran and hid in her room under the covers of the bed for ages til she slunk back out looking sheepish and being all creepily good.
Odd child.
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jul 1, 2011 10:45:47 GMT 2
LOL, oops sorry, Laugh out loud Tilly! She sounds too cute!
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