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Post by rikita on Aug 27, 2015 0:50:29 GMT 2
hehe, that is smart!
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Post by Tilly Star on Aug 27, 2015 16:46:13 GMT 2
Oh and boyo on holiday last week when we were having dinner.
Me: Please can you use your fork, not your hands.
Boyo: it's illegal to use a fork in France. You are all going to jail.
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Post by rikita on Aug 29, 2015 22:38:42 GMT 2
In the middle of the naples archeological museum she said today: we are going to italy soon ...
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Post by Tilly Star on Aug 31, 2015 13:44:46 GMT 2
Not babes but my friend had this delightful conversation with her 12 yr old son when we were there yesterday. Her 16 yr old daughter tries very unhelpfully to be helpful.
Son : how can I not watch Orange is the new Black because of the sex, I thought it was set in a women's prison?
Friend: lesbian sex
Son: lesbian sex?
Friend: Yes, lesbians have sex
Son: do they?
Friend: yes, what did you think they did?
Son: don't know, just cuddled... How?
16yr old daughter: Duh, google it
Friend: noooooooooooo, do NOT google lesbian sex
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Post by auntieannie on Aug 31, 2015 15:44:05 GMT 2
snort!
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Post by Tilly Star on Sept 17, 2015 21:37:19 GMT 2
Apparently my dear son is going to have three children when he grows up. They will be named Baby Thomas, Eyeball and Peter Pan.
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Post by rikita on Sept 18, 2015 0:19:39 GMT 2
good names. a. has not mentioned kids yet, but she's already married and her husbands name is opa (grandpa) (note that her grandfather is not called opa, but großvater), and there was mention of a second husband, too ...
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Post by rikita on Sept 18, 2015 0:21:11 GMT 2
oh, and also, she knocked over a glass of water the other day, and mr. r. was a bit angry because of that, so she rather came to the kitchen where i was cooking. i asked her what happened, and she said the water glass fell over. i asked her why it fell, and she said "because daddy put it there."
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Post by happytraveller on Sept 18, 2015 12:34:53 GMT 2
When my sister was pregnant with her second child, my then 3years old niece suggested they name the baby "Lasagne"
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Post by Voy on Sept 18, 2015 15:26:11 GMT 2
it's not a kid, but I still have a little blue and white striped cotton stuffed horse toy, who has always been named Tomato ( and we know who did the naming...)
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Post by rikita on Nov 2, 2015 1:35:55 GMT 2
two things, one funny, one a bit sad but also kind of cute:
she said today "ouch, my surfaces hurt!"
and when i was looking through photos of my grandparents (my dad needs a good picture of my granddad), she asked "can i see a photo of where they are with God, now?"
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Post by Tilly Star on Nov 6, 2015 1:21:48 GMT 2
Boy Starchild told me today that he knows how rain is made.
"They (when pressed on who "They" is he just looked at me rather irritably) put water in a massive balloon and use lots of ropes to lift it into the sky, then they cover it with white seeds so it looks fluffy. Then when it goes over, like, a tall building or a mountain or near a helicopter it pops and rains down on us".
Big sister then patiently explained precipitation. He looked at her like she was stupid, told her she was wrong, "IT'S IN THE BALLOONS AND THE WHITE SEEDS".
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Post by rikita on Dec 14, 2015 1:47:15 GMT 2
a. has this silly giggle she sometimes does when she does not want to do serious things, like picking up toys. and when i am already stressed it really grates my nerves ... so today, when she did that, i said: "please stop laughing like that, you know i don't like it." to which she replied: "but mommy, laughter is beautiful!"
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