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Post by auntieannie on Feb 12, 2012 13:01:12 GMT 2
wooooo-hoooooooo for Nabs!
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Post by Voy on Feb 12, 2012 15:29:17 GMT 2
and quick thinking you - to come up with the "tablets"!
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Post by Tilly Star on Feb 14, 2012 0:20:19 GMT 2
Brilliant, live him and the workings of his mind - and when your brain occasionally doesn't work fast enough, remember the good old turn it around trick - "what do you think?". Which is why miss star thinks the boy came out my bottom "like a big caca", I thought she was close enough to not need more detail!
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Post by auntieannie on Feb 14, 2012 0:49:30 GMT 2
hahahahaaha, Tilly! oh my goodness!
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Post by happytraveller on Feb 14, 2012 12:20:23 GMT 2
OUCH !! ;D
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Post by happytraveller on Feb 17, 2012 20:13:24 GMT 2
So true !
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Post by happytraveller on Feb 19, 2012 15:38:48 GMT 2
BWHAHAHa ! Too cute !!
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Post by auntieannie on Feb 19, 2012 16:03:05 GMT 2
hihihihihihihihihi! he's so so so so funny! I'll take care of him, Gobsie!
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Post by auntieannie on Feb 19, 2012 19:26:01 GMT 2
perfect! a friend of mine is flying to South Africa from Heathrow tomorrow. I'll just change my train ticket so I can collect Nabs.
We might want to say hello to auntie Tilly as well?
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Post by rikita on Feb 19, 2012 20:14:42 GMT 2
took my brother climbing yesterday, and in the bouldering area he climbed up and sat on top of one of the bouldering blocks (something he wanted to do before but didn't dare) and shouted down to me "you know my pee pee tickles now. i think it is because i am up so high."
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Feb 19, 2012 21:17:26 GMT 2
According to my daughter, I drive a Fucks-wogon Caravelle! (Volkswagen) I am getting a little concerned about all the swearing (unintentional) coming out of her mouth lately, especially because I really dont swear much!!
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Post by happytraveller on Feb 20, 2012 10:36:43 GMT 2
Your girl is hilarious CrazyD ! Gotta love her !!
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Post by Tilly Star on Feb 21, 2012 11:33:01 GMT 2
On Saturday evening we were briefly locked out as the estate agent had double locked our doors and I only had the main key with me as never double lock it. This morning on the way to school a sleazy grey looking man in a cheap crumpled suit appeared out of the woods in front of us.
Lil Star: Mummy, look it is the evil estate agent that stole our keys and locked us out Me: No darling, it's not. Anyway it wasn't the estate agents fault and estate agents aren't evil. Lil Star: They are evil and that man is an estate agent. Me: Why do you think he is an estate agent? (notice I wasn't arguing with the evil point!) Lil Star: Well, he looks like one doesn't he? Shall we ask him? Come on, let's ask him. Me: Um, no let's not. Lil Star: Why not? ....'Scuse me, 'Scuse me man, are you.....
Cue me leaping around grinning and singing employing any diversion tactics I could find to take her off course as he got into his car. I just really can't think of any insult worse than being accused of being an estate agent, unless you are of course.
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Post by rikita on Feb 21, 2012 22:55:21 GMT 2
my little brother was telling me the other day which people he thinks are cool and why. his friends parents are cool because they buy their kids lots of music and computer games - they are much cooler than his parents. i am cool because i take him climbing. our other brothers are cool because one of them makes nice music nad the other throws him down onto matresses. in the end he admitted that our das was also "a little bit cool". "And why is he cool?", I asked. His answer: "Because when other cars drive badly and are in our way, he shouts at them."
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Post by rikita on Feb 24, 2012 13:13:44 GMT 2
"when I grow up, I will be a brother or a sister, too."
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Post by Tilly Star on Feb 27, 2012 23:39:24 GMT 2
Had a difficult conversation with the girl today about my friend's funeral tomorrow. She was asking about what happens when people die and wanted to know about heaven. She asked if my friend would be "swept up by Angels", I said yes as seemed like a nice image for her to have...she paused and looked very confused..."and will they use a dustpan and brush?".
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Post by rikita on Feb 27, 2012 23:45:04 GMT 2
difficult and sad occasion of course, but a funny answer... shows how children understand a lot of things literally...
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Post by Tilly Star on Mar 20, 2012 0:15:24 GMT 2
Today she told me she wants to be "millions of airs" when she grows up. Does she mean a Millionaire? "No, I said millions of airs". Oh. So what's that then "You know, like the Princess of Wales - got lots of dresses and goes round the world looking after people".
Where on earth??!!
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Post by auntieannie on Mar 20, 2012 0:25:11 GMT 2
well, that's a modern twist on the princess dream, no? with very detailed desiderata list. love it!
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jul 16, 2012 20:49:45 GMT 2
Some of you may have read this on facebook, but I will put it on here anyway.
Miss Molly has a beautiful Barbie horse. Picture a white horse with long white and purple hair. She wears a pink crown and has a pink sparkly saddle. I asked her what the horses name was. She replied "Her name is Magic Diamond, but I just call her Donkey for short!"
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Jul 16, 2012 20:52:32 GMT 2
Over heard the following converstation Miss Molly was having with her Barbie dolls: Barbie: "Hello Ken. Would you like some food?" Ken: "Yes please!" Barbie: "Would you like some chicken?" Ken: No thank you" Barbie: (in a very indignant voice) "Well! If you dont like my chicken, then you're not the man for me!"
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Post by happytraveller on Jul 17, 2012 8:00:10 GMT 2
Bwhahaha Miss Molly is very entertaining !
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Oct 8, 2012 20:38:32 GMT 2
Miss Molly lost her first tooth today. At first she was quite excited and then burst into tears.
She is apparently "not ready" to loose her tooth. Her teeth "mean a lot to her" and "what am I going to look like in a princess dress now?"
Tonight we had to write a note to the tooth fairy saying that she is not quite ready to give her the tooth just yet, but maybe when she is 6 she will.
Such a melodramatic little thing she is!
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Post by rikita on Oct 8, 2012 20:59:42 GMT 2
hehe...
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Oct 8, 2012 21:15:05 GMT 2
Some of you may have read this on facebook, but I will put it on here anyway. Miss Molly has a beautiful Barbie horse. Picture a white horse with long white and purple hair. She wears a pink crown and has a pink sparkly saddle. I asked her what the horses name was. She replied "Her name is Magic Diamond, but I just call her Donkey for short!" My kinda girl, Miss Molly is. ;D
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Post by Tilly Star on Dec 4, 2012 14:48:42 GMT 2
We went to see the Nutcracker on Saturday. Was a beautiful ballet. As we came out I asked Lil Star what she thought of it.
“mmm, well I reeeeaaaally liked the big pink bit with all the pretty dresses and I liled the snowflake fairies. But it was very funny wasn’t it?”
“I thought it was very pretty and it made me snmile, but not funny. What was funny, oh the Chinese doll dancing?”
“no, the men were wearing tights and you could see their willies. Muuuuumy, why were the men showing us their willies?”
Fair point.
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Post by happytraveller on Dec 4, 2012 15:43:50 GMT 2
ROFLMAO !! Where does your daughter have her eyes !! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ninchursanga on Dec 4, 2012 16:22:51 GMT 2
LOL! Little kids can be so obsessed with genital parts in a hilarious way. She must've had a good giggle!
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Post by rikita on Dec 4, 2012 16:54:03 GMT 2
hehe...
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Post by shrjeff on Dec 26, 2012 19:21:39 GMT 2
when we got back from our trip earlier in the month we got together with close friends, their daughters and families... i picked up one of the granddaughters and said that she'd grown so much in the nearly 2 months we were gone and told her to stop growiing... in a plaintive voice she replied 'i can't!'...
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