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Post by tzarine on Mar 3, 2023 11:40:00 GMT 2
Prior to learning of it at you prompting I knew nothing of squishy language but it seems to offer lucrative possibilities: Who knew that I harboured an inner squid? slow absolutely shocked about your innersquid! a while back there was some innerchild guru & people would hold stuffed animals in his teaching/seminar. saw this on tv. changed the station right away. frightening.
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Post by auntieannie on Mar 3, 2023 16:31:22 GMT 2
You wonder if it is already arthritis week or if you have eaten too much bready foods recently that your joints are particularly inflamed.
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Post by Baz Faz on Mar 4, 2023 13:46:07 GMT 2
We went shopping at Waitrose and now I am exhausted.
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Post by tzarine on Mar 4, 2023 18:57:43 GMT 2
you remember the rush & the feeling from riding between subway cars
you know cursive
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Post by tzarine on Mar 21, 2023 20:18:01 GMT 2
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Post by tzarine on Apr 5, 2023 4:23:35 GMT 2
you didn't have to plug in devices everynight
when it was called manic depressive
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Post by Netsuke on Apr 5, 2023 4:54:35 GMT 2
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 6, 2023 17:57:24 GMT 2
Our neighbour to his wife: Why didn't you remind me to put my hearing aids in?
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Post by tzarine on Apr 7, 2023 23:07:27 GMT 2
you miss the sound of a fax & seeing the print come out
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 8, 2023 10:44:46 GMT 2
The best man at your wedding dies.
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Post by tzarine on Apr 8, 2023 18:50:34 GMT 2
hugs, baz
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Post by Voy on Apr 9, 2023 3:09:04 GMT 2
you watch a polo match with two kids ( pros now ) playing and you knew their fathers before they were even married. !
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Post by sophie on Apr 14, 2023 6:12:27 GMT 2
You are on a knee replacement list. No winter trip for me this year…
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Post by kuskiwi on Apr 14, 2023 6:23:56 GMT 2
It's worth it if it removes the pain.
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Post by Voy on Apr 14, 2023 13:32:41 GMT 2
Amen - says the bionic woman ! fake joints can't hurt ! ( 2 knees/2 hips/2 shoulders )
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 16, 2023 13:02:38 GMT 2
You know you are old when you forget something important, make a mental note of it, then forget what the mental note is.
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Post by Netsuke on Apr 16, 2023 17:36:56 GMT 2
You really know you are old when you can relate to what has been posted in this thread.
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 16, 2023 17:55:22 GMT 2
Remind me, what has been posted in this thread?
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Post by tzarine on Apr 17, 2023 1:24:11 GMT 2
baz something important im sure
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 17, 2023 11:07:05 GMT 2
You know you are old when you go to the garden to get fig leaves as a garnish for the cheese platter when the other part of your brain is bemoaning the fig tree hasn't got its leeaves yet.
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Post by Baz Faz on Apr 17, 2023 18:02:30 GMT 2
You know you are old when you trip on your own doostep. Grazed knees are the only damage. And my amour propre.
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Post by auntieannie on Apr 17, 2023 20:07:06 GMT 2
gentle hugs, baz.
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Post by tzarine on Apr 17, 2023 20:24:49 GMT 2
sending more hugs from across the seas, baz
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Post by sophie on Apr 18, 2023 1:39:17 GMT 2
Ouch! Don’t let that doorstop win… next time stomp all over it!
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Post by Netsuke on Apr 18, 2023 4:53:35 GMT 2
Sending soothing lotion, chocolates and a bottle of wine from Downunder. Best wishes for a speedy recovery Baz.
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Post by Baz Faz on May 10, 2023 19:08:36 GMT 2
Headline from the Bangkok Post:
THAILAND A couple who defrauded investors out of B1.3bn, using social media, sentenced to prison terms totalling 12,640 years,
They'll be really old by then.
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Post by slowcoach on Jul 20, 2023 14:37:22 GMT 2
When the world seems clueless.
ETA:
And you have forgotten that it always felt that way.
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Post by Netsuke on Jul 21, 2023 3:26:17 GMT 2
You know you’re old alright when your body heads south, your bits head south and you remember Isaac Newton’s “What goes up must come down!”
In the interest of getting older……
An old dear about 87 was bemoaning her life saying “Here I am almost ninety, never did anything in my life! Never had a good life, never had money, never had good luck….damn is all, I’m gonna streak through the bar!”
And she whips off all her clothes and dashes through the pub stark naked!
There were two old blokes at the bar when she streaked through, says the first one, “What was that?” Says his mate, “Dunno, but whatever it was, it needed a jolly good ironing!”
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Post by tzarine on Jul 21, 2023 10:06:04 GMT 2
When the world seems clueless. ETA: And you have forgotten that it always felt that way. clueless in new ways, slow esp w electronic devices
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Post by Voy on Jul 21, 2023 14:57:13 GMT 2
tzarine said: "clueless in new ways, slow
esp w electronic devices" and I say " ohdeargod YES - total confoozion and getting worse"
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