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Post by Grecian on Mar 6, 2015 21:33:20 GMT 2
Great Story there, Mark but I think that Libbyh has it right with "Wow, sounds like something from a movie - well done you"...
Baz? I've never known a "not an English-speaking Spaniard" issue an emergency Passport to an English Subject?
I really can't wait until the next instalment of this gripping tale/yarn...
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Post by Grecian on Mar 15, 2015 21:51:51 GMT 2
The "Weasel and Woodpecker" shite above is Bollocks...
For a start, it's been Photoshopped..
If it hasn't, then they are the best of mates and going out for the afternoon.
I assume everyone knows the difference between a Stoat and a Weasel?....
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Post by Grecian on Mar 18, 2015 21:01:56 GMT 2
Netsuke? It is NOT St Patrick's Day anymore - It is St Guinness Day and you lot of Bog Trotters should be ashamed how some Multi Billion Company pumped so much into advertising to make it their Day and taken away the meaning of it.
Shame on all you who drank Guinness today. Ejits!
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Post by Baz Faz on Mar 19, 2015 0:08:57 GMT 2
I thought you'd like to know that I was in Tesco this morning and saw they had very large bottles of Guinness. Closer inspection showed it was brewed in Nigeria. Even closer inspection revealed its ABV was 7.5%. I once shared an office with a man who had been in Nigeria as a copywriter. He said their most successful headline was: Guinness - him strong.
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Post by Grecian on Mar 19, 2015 0:17:46 GMT 2
You are spot on Baz and it's "Imported for its unique taste and distinctive quality"
"NIS - Nigerian Mark of Quality"
Eeeer...Excuse me but has anything come out of Nigeria with a 'Mark of Quality'?
The only thing I know Nigeria for is their Scam E-Mails....
Yet another example of Guinness being an over bloated, Capitalist Company and a total Sham...
(Good job you didn't go to that Museum in Tunis today, Baz..)
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Post by Grecian on Mar 20, 2015 21:04:49 GMT 2
"Anyhow, newly single I no longer have a man in the house leaving lids up and causing general havoc with milk cartons etc. Every cloud."
FARK Tilly...Really sorry to hear that and looks like I made a fool of myself a couple of months with a Post down here in hindsight.
Strength my dear and you will be fine in the long run..x
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Post by Grecian on Apr 4, 2015 21:57:25 GMT 2
"A friend has suggested my mum (in her eighties) move to an ipad from her desktop PC, which she's struggling with more and more. She needs email and maybe something to videochat over."
please agree with me why that OP is Sooo Wrong in soooo many ways..
So an 80 year Old Mum is bombarded with Fecking Modern Technology? How come you aren't caring for the poor dear??
I know that I cared about my Mum before she died that I was with her for the last few years, you sad, Selfish, fecker...
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Post by Grecian on May 19, 2015 20:40:04 GMT 2
Oi! Gyro!
What are you called on Facewank?
Let us know and i'll send a Fwend request!
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Post by Netsuke on May 20, 2015 3:07:41 GMT 2
Oi! Gyro! What are you called on Facewank? Let us know and i'll send a Fwend request! Er.....shouldn't that read Fwend wequest? And it's Faceplant.
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Post by Grecian on May 20, 2015 19:56:59 GMT 2
You sure?
'Fwend' has to do with The Inbetweeners and not a fecking Wabbit called Bugs and Faceplant is totally different.
Cheese Rolling at 1:45 in!
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Post by Grecian on May 20, 2015 20:11:26 GMT 2
So some Twat wants 'Vibes' for a fecking proposed Railway Strike??
Whatever next?...Get a Grip you daft Laydees...
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Post by Grecian on Jun 1, 2015 19:52:02 GMT 2
Oh and Baz Faz ? You may have got 2 Colgate Toothpastes for a quid but the stuff is actually almost as bad as brushing your teeth with saliva.
It's useless and just pushed on Dentists from Marketing people and the Adverts on TV.
What you need is to get just the 1 tube of Arm & Hammer toothpaste for a quid as that stuff actually does clean your teeth.
(I quote my Dental Hygienist a few months ago..)
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Post by Grecian on Jun 6, 2015 19:52:36 GMT 2
" We have half a dozen restaurants in our village, none very good"
You really are bordering on being a Food Snob, Baz...
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Post by madhatter on Jun 7, 2015 12:30:08 GMT 2
Oh and Baz Faz ? You may have got 2 Colgate Toothpastes for a quid but the stuff is actually almost as bad as brushing your teeth with saliva. It's useless and just pushed on Dentists from Marketing people and the Adverts on TV. What you need is to get just the 1 tube of Arm & Hammer toothpaste for a quid as that stuff actually does clean your teeth. (I quote my Dental Hygienist a few months ago..) Did you know that when dental Hygienists clean your teeth it lasts for two days and then you're back where you started. Apparently. Makes you wonder.
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Post by Grecian on Jun 7, 2015 21:18:55 GMT 2
I didn't know that and thanks.
I assume that what they are doing is just cleaning the 'Glunk' out that no amount of cleaning will shift - even with Industrial Strength Arm & Hammer.
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Post by Netsuke on Jun 11, 2015 12:35:20 GMT 2
Speaking of dentists, here's a touch of "nostalgia" - remember Mr. Bean? Mr Bean at the dentist? Still good for laughs is Bean.
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Post by Grecian on Jun 11, 2015 20:31:10 GMT 2
I see that 'Mr Bean' sold his F1 Mclaren Supercar for £8million after buying it for £640,000 in 1987.
Oh and the best Dentist scene is Sir Lawrence Olivier extracting the Truth from Dustin Hoffman in The Marathon Man.
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Post by Grecian on Jul 16, 2015 20:23:27 GMT 2
"In the recent UK elections a 20 yr old woman Mhairi Black won a seat in Scotland"
So she speaks well and that makes her a great Politician?? Feck me Adolf Hitler had the Gift of the Gab and look what happened there.
Of course she shouldn't be an elected MP at age 20 - mind you the Scots are funny feckers - as she has no idea what is going on and has experienced nuffink in her Life.
And the fact she's a raving Lesbian should bar her from Parliament anyway?...
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Post by Grecian on Jul 28, 2015 22:12:12 GMT 2
There is so much Shite Posted above I can't keep up with it!
The latest being the Alcohol ban near Schools and Universities in Thailand...
Like it will affect you, Baz??...Just f ucking go there and enjoy your travels...
F uck off with that Shite, will you..
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Post by Grecian on Jul 29, 2015 20:41:33 GMT 2
"Killing a lion...........I hope the prick goes broke."
11 Replies and no F ucker has mentioned the US obsession with Guns and their ridiculous Gun Laws??...
F uck a Duck...
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Post by Grecian on Aug 5, 2015 20:29:19 GMT 2
Geesus, Ria, have you porked out, recently, as regards your wedding dress?
I'd go the 2nd option - Blue...
You think too much, a bit like Females in general, and maybe you should exercise more and stop eating Shite Food?
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Post by Grecian on Aug 6, 2015 21:36:13 GMT 2
Just go on the F ucking Cruise and stop moaning...Where-is-my-mind..
Pay what you can afford.
It will be great.
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Post by Grecian on Aug 6, 2015 22:53:32 GMT 2
"The penalties for lese-majesté in Thailand are severe. We are visiting the Land of Smiles in February. On a Thai forum (not TT) there has been a discussion about the policy (now withdrawn) to stop the sale of alcohol within 300 metres of an educational establishment. I widened the discussion to speculate what will happen when the old and ailing king dies - we have already been inconvenienced by not being able to have a beer with dinner because of some royal occasion. But that was only for 24 hours. When the king dies how long would we have to stay dry? The Mods slapped an order on my post that they were not allowed to discuss such a thing.
I guess the Thai king is immortal."
I guess you are being a Pedantic and Infantile Twat there, Baz and maybe you should just go and see for yourself what the Crack is in Bangcock?
eff me; talk about researching your Trip a tad too far...
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Post by welle on Aug 9, 2015 1:54:32 GMT 2
@netsuke, that Mr Bean video is really good. I was cringing the whole time though!
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Post by welle on Aug 9, 2015 1:57:57 GMT 2
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Post by Grecian on Aug 9, 2015 20:09:17 GMT 2
Here's a better Dentist's Clip!
Is that you looking for that Nickle you dropped, Welle?..
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Post by nifty50 on Aug 29, 2015 15:25:58 GMT 2
The Op is a fucking wanker....with no friends.
Wanker.
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Post by Grecian on Aug 29, 2015 21:58:46 GMT 2
Great insight and thanks for that, Lincoln. I would Foe you on here and also on The Stew but I really can't be arsed..
You really do come across on both Boards as a Thick Idiot to be honest - and resort to basic abuse when you find yourself out of your depth..
Take your answer Above Ground to the question about Stephen Hawking..
"Has he got another book coming out soon? I can't see any other reason for him bringing this up,i mean,he's cleverer than me (just) but he has as much an idea about whats inside a black hole as my cat."
That's no where near being funny and just sums you up as being a Thick and Ignorant person. Watch The Theory of Everything instead of the soft Porn you normally do - at least you will be slightly educated.
As regards "...pictures of her sister taking a dump on a glass-topped table with me laying underneath."
Words fail me in your ineptitude at understanding what a Forum is all about.
You really are the Thickest person on The Meeting Pot that I have ever encountered.
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Post by nifty50 on Aug 29, 2015 22:02:32 GMT 2
And yet here YOU are dumped on here and banned from posting anywhere else...why do you think that is?
Why do you think you have people wishing you dead on other boards?
I don't honestly believe i've encountered a more reviled person on the internet.
Very weird that you'd search out my posts and repeat them here....you struggling mate?
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Post by Grecian on Aug 29, 2015 22:21:07 GMT 2
I'm not 'Banned' from anywhere - Where do you get that nonsense from?
Name and Shame who wishes me dead then, eh? It must be a PM exchange between you and some other Thick C unt on The Stew - It's only Mad-Hatter that wishes me Cancer of my Cock..
You really are too thick to engage in further conversation.
And, to be honest, you really aren't a very nice person judging by the vitriol in your Posts towards me.
Please explain why you dislike/Hate me so much?
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