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Post by Grecian on Jul 13, 2013 19:24:07 GMT 2
That 'Joke' from justme was great!
NOT!
'Green with envy', Baz? I do believe that Google is your Friend?
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Post by Grecian on Jul 15, 2013 19:37:25 GMT 2
What did Grumpy do before mobile phones were invented??
As regards saluting Magpies, I always shout out 'Hello, Mr Magpie' when I see one and 'Good morning, Mr & Mrs Magpie' when I see two together.
Apparently, Magpies are like Swans and many other birds as they mate for life so it is bad luck to see one by itself but fine if you say hello to them!
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Post by grumpy on Jul 15, 2013 20:35:46 GMT 2
What's this flushed branch for then? Are these branches or saucepans?
Where my parents live, it's not uncommon to see up to 14 magpies. I don't know how the rhyme goes for more than 10 so I figure it just repeats (sorrow, joy, girl, boy etc).
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Post by grumpy on Jul 15, 2013 20:42:51 GMT 2
Hmmm... had a look and it looks like you "own" this section TinMan, i.e. you only post here and you post more here than anyone else. This means you've been isolated. You can only be Geeky or McNutters. Um.... wait now and I'll guess which.
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Post by grumpy on Jul 15, 2013 21:00:10 GMT 2
Sorry, briefly distracted by phonecall. Looked now, you're Geeky - hello
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Post by Grecian on Jul 16, 2013 21:26:08 GMT 2
Morning, Grumpers!
No idea who you are, mind, but feel free to pop in and 'feed' me with snippets every now and then.
1 for sorrow, 2 for Joy, 3 for a Girl and 4 for a Boy....5 for Silver and 6 for Gold!
7 for a secret never to be told.....
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Post by grumpy on Jul 17, 2013 19:07:44 GMT 2
8 for a wish, 9 for a kiss, 10 is a bird that shouldn't be missed.
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Post by Grecian on Jul 17, 2013 19:57:21 GMT 2
Legs 11!
Anyone own up to playing Bingo?
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Post by grumpy on Jul 17, 2013 20:09:05 GMT 2
No bingo for me, sozballs.
I know two fat ladies is 88 if that helps.
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Post by Grecian on Jul 17, 2013 22:41:19 GMT 2
'sozballs'?? Must be a Laydee then with that shite...
#9 is a Doctor's Orders as Number 9 was a laxative pill given out by army doctors in WWII!!
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Post by grumpy on Jul 17, 2013 23:55:46 GMT 2
Why did 6 hate 7? Because 7 8 9.
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Post by Grecian on Jul 18, 2013 21:01:37 GMT 2
Don't give up your day job!
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Post by grumpy on Jul 19, 2013 13:58:48 GMT 2
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
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Post by Grecian on Jul 19, 2013 19:39:11 GMT 2
eff me - that's even worse!!
I went to the Doctor today and told him that i'd broken my arm in 3 places...
The Doctor said "In that case, don't go to those places!".
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Post by Grecian on Jul 19, 2013 19:43:23 GMT 2
Oh, and as regards the OP above concerning job losses at LP/TT and the mods?
the Mods were mainly total eff Wits - apart from RomanB and Tom H on WO5...
There was some real eff wit who modded YC and WO5 near the end and that knut needs a red hot poker up their Arse.
Night something?
Probably a Crim with an inferiority complex.
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Post by Grecian on Aug 6, 2013 20:40:55 GMT 2
Geeesus wept!
The only Feckers posting up there are PMT'd fucking Laydees with yet another moan about some trivial Bollocks!
Take some Chill Pills, you eff Tards, else you will never get laid!
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Post by Grecian on Aug 6, 2013 20:49:09 GMT 2
Oh FFS!
I have just seen some ageing Hippie called Brigit Strawbridge talk about Honey Bees for over a bastard Hour??!!
Thanks for that link, AA....Hhahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Grecian on Sept 9, 2013 20:58:10 GMT 2
"I hate it when people from any side play politics with the law.
Here we are governed by the law, we have no constitution, we have the law and it is old and it is precious. Alternatively it can be argued that the constitution is the law in its entirety.
The law governs all things and that has included the monarchs who swear to uphold the law and respect the established rights and customs of these lands. It has been largely that way with some interruption as far as our history as a nation goes back.
The current (since 1688) oath commences:
Will You solemnely Promise and Sweare to Governe the People of this Kingdome of England and the Dominions thereto belonging according to the Statutes in Parlyament Agreed on and the Laws and Customs of the same?
Similar has been sworn by all or almost every monarch including William I and back into Saxon times.
By the Bye, William chose to abide by the rights and customs of Kent as a separate matter as it avoided the need and risk of taking it by force. This left some tidying up for future generations as the Law in Kent was not the same as in places which had been formed as Saxon kingdoms. "
What a Fucking Nutter!
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Post by Baz Faz on Sept 9, 2013 23:05:30 GMT 2
I know you have left Flushed but who is the quote from?
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Post by Grecian on Sept 10, 2013 20:16:18 GMT 2
It's obviously from the verbose Slowcoach on the Fracking Thread.
Geesus! Does she eat a Dicktionary for breakfast so has to post so looooong and boring Posts?
Enough to put me off a Forum for sure.
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Post by happytraveller on Sept 10, 2013 20:18:31 GMT 2
She
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Post by Grecian on Sept 10, 2013 20:48:22 GMT 2
That was on porpoise, ya daft Trout!
(Love's ya, really..x!
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Post by Baz Faz on Sept 10, 2013 22:50:06 GMT 2
Well, old chum, Slow doesn't aspire to your sharp stabs of insight (there have been some) but I always find him instructive. The forum is not all about jokes and rudeness. There's even room for an old fogey like me.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 11, 2013 20:21:14 GMT 2
Hence I CBA/Flounced, Old Bean!
Just thank eff I didn't have to reply to one of her verbose replies above before I soon got relegated Down Here!
She's sooooo boring for a Forum but, saying that, I'd gladly have dinner with them; listen to what they say; fall asleep between courses but make sure she paid!
You have fun!!
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Post by mockchoc on Sept 12, 2013 17:01:44 GMT 2
Hi anyway... did miss you shit head. No worse than the other twat. Wouldn't use these words but you both like to use them. I love to swear too but whatever..
Go for me now.. I'm a nothing?
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Post by mockchoc on Sept 12, 2013 17:05:04 GMT 2
Not replying so don't care what you twits say.. someone needs to pull his kilt down because it's too far up his ass. I saw what you said before deleting. You are not a nice man.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 12, 2013 20:18:46 GMT 2
You been on the red wine again, Mockers?
I just had to reply to this...
'Before deleting'? you mean I deleted something that you saw or my rant at dear Ethel before I CBA/Flounced?
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Post by mockchoc on Sept 18, 2013 10:58:59 GMT 2
Not you Gherkin.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 19, 2013 20:12:50 GMT 2
I assume OnlyMark you are on about then?
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Post by OnlyMark on Sept 19, 2013 20:45:20 GMT 2
Not me. Honest.
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