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Post by Grecian on Oct 7, 2014 20:20:03 GMT 2
I have my Dad as an Eccentric Yard Stick so maybe you should try just a tad bit harder...?
It's not like a Gurning competition where you can work on your facial expressions for the next contest - it does come naturally and with Time...
There's a fine line between Eccentricity and Madness, as you know...Don't push it!
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Post by Grecian on Oct 9, 2014 21:41:05 GMT 2
"Who do you think will win it? I doubt they give it to the new Pope and do not see why he deserves it yet. All he did was talk about a few things and plant a tree which was absolutely bad luck to the Middle East situation. Who are your favorites?"
Unless a Pope TOTALLY sorts out the Catholic Young Boy's Fiddling situation and De Comunicates the previous Popes who have done eff ALL about that 'Situation' then he should be Shot instead of getting a Nobel Prize, you Fudging Egit...
istsasmallwaorld2...
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Post by Grecian on Oct 27, 2014 20:50:09 GMT 2
Do I really look like a Dingotron, Baz??
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Post by Baz Faz on Oct 28, 2014 0:59:13 GMT 2
Do I really look like a Dingotron, Baz?? I hate to say it, old chum, but the answer is...
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Post by Grecian on Oct 28, 2014 21:06:31 GMT 2
I'll take it as a compliment, to be honest!
A Dinotron is a Transformer so maybe the new Poster likes dogs and is from Australia?
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Post by Grecian on Nov 2, 2014 20:45:58 GMT 2
Is there some kind of Mini Pots Thread or Branch on here that is secret and only open to a valued few to post pictures of their off spring?
And I assume the reason it's a secret Branch is to stop potential peodphiles having access to it?
Isn't that a bit of OTT Paranoia?...FFS!
Only asking..I don't want Fudging Access to it as I'm not a sad Twat that feels the need to post pictures of my kids on the Internet....
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Post by Grecian on Nov 6, 2014 21:04:59 GMT 2
"Social Classics Volume 2: Dread meets Punk Downtown- the soundtrack to the Roxy Club, 1976-7, selected by DJ Don Letts"
And it really is a Classic CD there, Pizza!
I knew you had some redeeming feature somewhere..
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Post by Grecian on Nov 9, 2014 22:44:50 GMT 2
I may well be testing but I am not Testing, Baz, ya daft Chef!
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Post by Grecian on Nov 10, 2014 21:04:05 GMT 2
Why is "Music of the moment" a 'Sticky'??
FFS...
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Post by Grecian on Nov 19, 2014 21:17:34 GMT 2
Fudge me!
Ethel Lives!
I gave her water!
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Post by Grecian on Dec 27, 2014 21:05:32 GMT 2
Pizza? I couldn't access the Quiz as regards Scram and Scran but all I know is that Food = Scran if that helps...
Scram = Get the fook outta here a la Tom & Jerry...
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Post by Grecian on Dec 29, 2014 21:38:24 GMT 2
This Secret Santa Stuff is so funny!!
You are hardly going to say "What was that shite I got sent?"
You lot always thank anyone and everyone even if you won't use the useless present; ever.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 9, 2015 21:02:33 GMT 2
So you'd roast a fecking parsnip before making soup with it??
Fu king In Bred Scum...
Just do what Baz does but add some French Wholegrain Mustard to the blender.
Sorted!
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Post by Grecian on Jan 23, 2015 22:45:52 GMT 2
It really does seem that these days, all you have to do is post a shite link to an unfunny YouTube clip or post something about Dogs and Taxes and you get a reply up there...
Excuse me if I find that so Boring...
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Post by Grecian on Jan 26, 2015 21:27:15 GMT 2
As regards all your sycophantic 'well wishes' for the Eastern seaboard of the US with their 'Day after tomorrow' situation and the 'blizzard'??
It's only fecking snow, you idiots!
It maybe 1m of snow but it ain't going to kill you or freeze you to death...Get real..
Geesus...
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Post by quixote on Jan 26, 2015 22:04:49 GMT 2
Having family and loved ones on The US Eastern seaboard the news of the storm did raise my antennae, but, agreed that that the media has hyped it up way out of proportion just as they do here when a tropical storm or hurricane is possibly headed our way. I touched base with all my peeps this morning simply saying stay safe and snug. I grew up in that climate,and, always welcomed a "snow day" off from school in which case we would got to go out and play in the snow and romp all over,avoiding large drifts,which one as a youngin' could easily get stuck in.
I have one particular adolescent memory of being with some friends of mine on Christmas Eve and imbibing in way too much rye whiskey. We were due at Christmas Midnite Mass where we were to sing in the choir. On the way to the church,smashed on Seagram's 7 I got stuck in a snow drift,in a potato field on the way, near panic, dark, and trying every which way to extricate myself from this massive snow drift. We all made it to the church, and managed somehow to pull off singing in the choir. Leonard Cohen's line from "Bird On A Wire" heard years later could never be as onspot a description of that night. "Like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free..." I have never drank rye whiskey since that night.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 26, 2015 22:27:29 GMT 2
Tropical Storms and Hurricanes can Kill - snow?
What's going to happen with 1m of Snow?
Are they going to build massive Snowmen that will roam the land and laser and tazer/tear gas everyone in sight like The War of the Worlds??
It's fecking SNOW! Just deal with it.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 27, 2015 20:53:17 GMT 2
Oh! What a surprise!
Looks like New York overreacted and it's been downgraded now and all back to normal..
Just smacks to me of typical Yank Gung Ho behaviour - a bit like Iraq in 2003...
Pathetic...
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Post by Grecian on Feb 1, 2015 22:40:28 GMT 2
Baz!
Flushed Films - NOW!...
I need your Sea Urchin advice....
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Post by Baz Faz on Feb 2, 2015 10:48:02 GMT 2
Sea urchin advice? Mind where you tread.
Perhaps your views on how sea urchins can mate without causing fatal injury would be interesting.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 2, 2015 21:13:38 GMT 2
"You'll just feel a small prick"?
No! Go to Flushed Films and my review of The 100 Foot Journey which is set in France and see what you think about sea urchins....
Please?
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Post by Gobsie on Feb 3, 2015 20:24:03 GMT 2
the more things change the more they stay the same, was reluctant to post on your monologue thread but luckily I saw that others had tarnished your monologue before me
hope you well maggot
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Post by Grecian on Feb 3, 2015 22:50:57 GMT 2
I must admit that I haven't seen my Monologue Thread, Ms Pearl.
I have noticed a Thread where I post my valid advice where they are going oh so wrong above and I try and help the poor Souls - you know how I like to be so helpful?
I'm fine by the way and hope all is well with you and the sweet kids you have..
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Post by Grecian on Feb 5, 2015 21:27:28 GMT 2
Weh-Hey!
Flushed just had more Lurkers viewing it than The Daily Gossip!
Reeeeee-Suuuuult!
I think that deserves a Foghorn Leghorn Cartoon!
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Post by Grecian on Feb 20, 2015 22:16:00 GMT 2
Jacob Zuma is Fecking a fantastic Country up, Black Pearl...
He is a Leech and a corrupt Person.
He is Black.
No one would dare go against him.
I am sorry for your Country at the moment.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 27, 2015 22:18:29 GMT 2
It appears that Only Mark poos his pants quite easily....
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 27, 2015 22:27:11 GMT 2
As I get older my sphincter gets looser.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 27, 2015 22:30:13 GMT 2
WOW! You really do Lurk down here but post Feck All!
I'm so glad that you managed to Post a stupid OP UP There and fail to realise that all the Action is down here...
When are you going to realise that it's so mundane and boring UP there?
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 27, 2015 23:33:31 GMT 2
I think I mentioned once before, maybe some time ago though, but whenever I click on the forum I go to the page of latest posts. It just shows all the posts on all the boards. Flushed just happens to be in there so I don't need to lurk, I just read down the list of posts. Nothing more than that.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 28, 2015 22:04:42 GMT 2
You don't know all the fun you are missing, mate..
You carry on Upstairs...ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*BONG!* zzzzzzzzzzzz
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