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Post by Grecian on Nov 28, 2015 22:41:07 GMT 2
Pardon?
You really don't get it, do you...
I called you out for Plagiarizing...
Deal with that, first...please..
Don't try and muddy the water, you Tw@t...
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Post by OnlyMark on Nov 29, 2015 10:18:51 GMT 2
You're all het up because I used words someone else said? Is it that important to you? You're not suffering from the male menopause are you? Sweating the small stuff?
Ooops, sorry, saying "sweating the small stuff" is what someone else has said before. Perhaps I should acknowledge that upon saying it. By the way, I'd also like you to explain to me what the difference is between me writing a little humour someone else may have said first and you, just even on page 1 of this thread writing a little humour someone else said first? In fact a very old joke from years before my time. You said -
I went to the Doctor today and told him that i'd broken my arm in 3 places...
The Doctor said "In that case, don't go to those places!".
It seems you also plagiarize? Or is there a difference between you doing it and someone else doing it, in your mind?
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Post by Grecian on Nov 29, 2015 20:58:53 GMT 2
The difference is that everyone and their Dog (or cat) knows that that Doctor joke is Tommy Cooper. I was brought up on it and it was said about as often as I had breast milk.
I'd never heard your plagiarized effort before and I doubt many people on this earth had.
As soon as I saw it I so knew it was just too 'Good' to be your own 'Work'..
Oh, and good luck with being Originally Funny in the future..
Maybe you should consult your cement mixer?..
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Post by Grecian on Nov 29, 2015 21:00:29 GMT 2
(PS: I have no idea what 'Sweating the small stuff' even means let alone heard it before..Care to explain?)
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Post by OnlyMark on Nov 29, 2015 21:15:25 GMT 2
I'll let the link explain. Partly because I know you are averse to clicking on links. You have expressed your displeasure of them in the past. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=don%27t+sweat+the+small+stuffAs for declaring - ".......everyone and their Dog (or cat) knows that that Doctor joke is Tommy Cooper" I'll be willing to be swayed either way by the majority. So I'll put it to the forum members above ground.
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Post by Grecian on Nov 29, 2015 22:37:00 GMT 2
Ha ha! You'll be waiting some time for even a Vote on that F-ucker!
It really is very small stuff on here in the grand scheme of things...
Hope that your Home is finished soon and you get to enjoy it in all its glory..
Can I leave you, this Night, with some Carpenters? I know you will appreciate it..
Karen Carpenter has just the Best voice, ever. Adele comes kinda close these days...
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Post by Grecian on Nov 29, 2015 22:56:08 GMT 2
Great Poll but i'm losing 0-2 already!
Voy and Ethel don't count as they are not from this planet and are Defo' Seppos..
Come on! It has to be a fair Poll?
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Post by Grecian on Nov 30, 2015 0:14:35 GMT 2
Baz is a Lying To55er voting 'NO' !
He so knows...
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Post by Grecian on Nov 30, 2015 22:08:06 GMT 2
Hang on!
It is really a very poor Demographic asking for the Potters to decide as most are out of England where Sir Tommy Cooper was prevalent.
Like I Posted above, Baz is just lying and the rest wouldn't know any famous English Comedians if they smacked them in the mouth!
I still reckon it could be a draw even though it's 9-0 against at the moment.
(I do support Exeter City so am always looking on the bright side..)
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Post by OnlyMark on Nov 30, 2015 23:31:10 GMT 2
If you'd only meant those from England then you should have said, and not "everyone and their Dog (or cat)". To soften the blow I've voted yes, just to let you know. However, I think I'll rest my case because unless my side suddenly gets five players sent off I don't think there's much hope of a draw. Unless Tony Kellow suddenly re-appears. Then there might be a chance.
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Post by Netsuke on Nov 30, 2015 23:40:32 GMT 2
As for declaring - ".......everyone and their Dog (or cat) knows that that Doctor joke is Tommy Cooper" I'll be willing to be swayed either way by the majority. So I'll put it to the forum members above ground. A Google search reveals that Tommy Cooper was a Welsh prop comedian and magician (born in Caerphilly, Glamorgan, South Wales) and at the age of three, his father left Caerphilly because of the pollution and took a job and settled in Exeter, Devon. Grecian lives in Exeter - ergo of course he would have heard of this Cooper fellow. Needless to say, not everybody hails from Exeter.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 1, 2015 21:18:34 GMT 2
I didn't know that, Nutskew! I did know that he lived in, I think, Cowick Street in Exeter for a while but not for long. He was on National TV for a few years.
Did you know that Monty Python filmed a few sketches in the same street in Exeter?..
You so had to do it, Mark! You mentioned the best Goalscorer, ever for Exeter City. Sir Tony of Kellow. I only saw him a few times with my dad but I don't remember them as I was too young.
Thanks for voting for me as when I looked and it was 1-10 I had hope!
Shall we call it a draw and look forward to the replay?
Here's the Joke - 2 minutes in.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 13, 2015 21:31:49 GMT 2
Big Iain wrote "Should I overrule my wife"...
'Wife'??
When did that happen??
Oh, and my vote is a no unless you know for a fact that he's not on Drugs. If he's on drugs then kiss your TV, XBox and mobile phones goodbye.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder may well be a problem as well if you are all watching American Sniper or Saving Private Ryan on the day.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 14, 2015 20:59:02 GMT 2
F-uck me Mark...You don't half post some shite OP's up there...
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Post by OnlyMark on Dec 14, 2015 21:40:12 GMT 2
Thank you. I do try.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 14, 2015 22:39:03 GMT 2
That F ucker about "How Much of a C unt are you?" above certainly was your Shitest attempt so far as i've seen..
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Post by Grecian on Jan 9, 2016 22:08:15 GMT 2
Where was my F ucking Secret Santa??
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Post by Grecian on Jan 18, 2016 22:09:13 GMT 2
"calling for mr ht to get the job!!!!"
Jeff! You could have engaged your Brain and replied on the Migrant Thread down here but you chose to post the incredibly boring and vacuous Post above...
FFS Just what is this Site coming too??.....
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Post by Grecian on Feb 17, 2016 20:44:30 GMT 2
Well, Nutsuckie may be a tad daft but she certainly sorted out the Gout Thread above!
Top work!
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Post by Grecian on Feb 27, 2016 22:02:11 GMT 2
The Night Manager is not a patch on Happy Valley....
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Post by Netsuke on Feb 28, 2016 10:38:34 GMT 2
The Night Manager is not a patch on Happy Valley.... But is it good though? It starts here in about a fortnight. Have you seen Capital?
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Post by Grecian on Feb 28, 2016 22:30:31 GMT 2
Nope!
I really am not one of these F ucking Idiots that Idolises NetFlicks or Amozon Prime C unt Wits that waits for yet another American 78 Episode Series where the Bored F uckers can tell their Bored 'Friends' what they are watching next...
Utter Gash..
Happy Valley will do for me as it's F ucking Brilliant..
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Post by Netsuke on Feb 29, 2016 12:18:29 GMT 2
I don't like American television, Grecian (Films excepted). As we don't have an antenna, the only channels we get are internet channels through Fetch TV and I usually watch the English ones - BBC First, BBC UKTV and BBC Knowledge.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 29, 2016 21:20:03 GMT 2
F uck me! Do you live half way up a mountain in Outer Mongolia?..(Are there any mountains there?)
I assume you have Internet access? If so, you can watch The Lot on there...
I don't get what your problem is as you can watch ANYTHING on the Internet...unless you are in a C untry that suppresses the Internet like China..
Is that Felch TV?
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Post by Netsuke on Mar 1, 2016 3:05:11 GMT 2
To watch on the internet, I'd have to sit in front of the computer screen in an office chair. No thanks, I'd rather be comfortable on a sofa, feet up on a pouffe in front of a 150cm telly screen.
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Post by Grecian on Mar 2, 2016 21:29:44 GMT 2
Hang on!
1 and a half metre Screen??
I'm struggling to fit a 52Incer in my place...
Have you got a Home Cinema?
Oh, and if you are really Bright, you can get an HTML Lead to get films from your Pooter to your 150cm screen...The Sound is another matter as i've found out to my cost..
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Post by Grecian on Mar 18, 2016 20:41:20 GMT 2
Why are there 3 'Stickies' on the Main Page when no one has replied to any of them for over a month and a half?
Looks like the Mods/Site owners have given up or couldn't give a s hit....
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Post by Grecian on Mar 24, 2016 21:40:32 GMT 2
Only Mark?
Why do you feel the need to take a bloody Netbook, Laptop or Tablet away with you on your Holiday?
I thought that the whole point of having a Holiday was to get away from your normal grind which would include you being a Slave to Modern Technology?
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Post by OnlyMark on Mar 24, 2016 22:53:34 GMT 2
It's for my fans. They are very demanding and I'd feel I let them down if I don't update my Twitter feed, my blogs, my uTube channel, my vblog, Facebook, Match.com and other media platforms. I just enjoy being the centre of attention.
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Post by Grecian on Mar 26, 2016 21:42:11 GMT 2
Oh FFS...
Answer my question sensibly, if you can, please?
I get the impression that you are not a Thicko so a decent reply would be appreciated.
When I go anywhere I leave Modern Technology at home = bar the Mobile for emergencies/meeting up.
The fact that you feel the need to drag all that shite with you and make contact with your various Forums etc speaks a lot about your insecurities and obsessions..
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