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Post by Grecian on Jul 8, 2013 19:50:44 GMT 2
This place is boring!
Post your thoughts or questions and I will do my best to answer them.
Unfortunately, I cannot answer the question as to where Egypt will be in 2 year's time after 50 were killed today.
Any Sexual problems - preferably from Laydees - Football, Cheese Rolling, Fauna and Flora, Science and maths questions are greatfully recieved.
I want to provide a Service for Potters...
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Post by happytraveller on Jul 8, 2013 20:02:04 GMT 2
Nokia Lumia or iPhone ?
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Post by lumi on Jul 8, 2013 20:32:29 GMT 2
Ok, I will take the bait...
Can science explain why so many crap things happened to me today? What the 'feck' went wrong? And will tomorrow be any better?
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Post by gnd on Jul 9, 2013 18:44:06 GMT 2
oh well, I already mentioned this, but my nipple is still ripped, and I´m recovering well. Thanks for asking:)
Q: How to best greet the neighbors next time we see them, as we accidentally flashed them (wtf starts DIY at the end of their driveway at 11pm?! normally any other location and the forest blocks everything). Should I bitch at them for disturbing us, or ask how their DIY went?
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Post by Grecian on Jul 9, 2013 20:10:31 GMT 2
HT? Any bastard phone that works for me. I just switched to a 'touch' screen fucker and it's a fecking 'mare! (It was a cast off from my son..)
I put it in my pocket for 5 minutes and it's already 'slide' the screen and started phoning random numbers! Absolute waste of space. Typical technology gone mad...
iPhone just sounds so wrong - go for some HMC G4 Shite - ok?
It's called Life, Lumi...or maybe some Karma for when you didn't flush the toilet last Tuesday and left a floater?....I maybe wrong on that one!
gnd? You ripped yor Nipple? I assume you had a piercing there? If so, your own fault for watching The Silence of The Lambs and liking Marylin Manson!
As regards the neighbours; Invite them over for a Mushroom Party...Last one standing and not talking about Rosewall wins!
Failing that, a few beers should sort it.
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Post by lumi on Jul 10, 2013 7:34:43 GMT 2
You might be right, tinman. I left a mellow yellow a couple of weeks back when I couldn't find the flush button in the disabled toilet (female toilets were closed so it was disabled or mens, hence I chose disabled). The only thing that looked like the flusher turned out to be an alarm - big oops!
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Jul 10, 2013 13:32:28 GMT 2
Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2013 13:32:28 GMT 2
meh
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Jul 10, 2013 19:53:27 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Jul 10, 2013 19:53:27 GMT 2
There you go! It's Karma!
The disabled toilets are a right nightmare wherever you are as there are stainless steel rods connected to the wall at all angles and so many 'pull strings' hanging from the ceiling!
Rule #1 as regards the strings hanging down - If in doubt - DON'T PULL IT! It normally is the alarm and about 5 or 6 people ov various sexes will break down the door and see you just as you are bearing your bum at them and hoisting up yer undies...
Rule#2 as regards disabled toilets. Never, ever, leave a skidder in them. People in wheelchairs will notice that it was you and will come up to you in the street a couple of weeks later and say "Was that you who layed down a baby seal and left skidders?".....
Rule #3 - always attempt a good limp when walking out of one - if someone challenges you, just say you have a serious heart problem and also no control over your bladder and/or rectum. That normally clears the scene.
Rule#4 - if you are constipated, ALWAYS make use of the various aluminium bars at various angles to grab hold of and get some serious purchase in order to make the 'delivery' more comfortable to yourself.
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Post by outside cat @wino on Jul 18, 2013 6:56:52 GMT 2
Tinman I had forgotten about the stew......Bevel and Tom, fantastic posters.......Carp in this country are whacked on the head and never thrown back!(from your other thread)
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Jul 18, 2013 21:20:03 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Jul 18, 2013 21:20:03 GMT 2
Nice thought for the fish there and thanks for your Third World Country attitude - it's not as though Carp taste nice and not as though you lot are ga55ing for food.
Bevel is all 'ME!! ME!! ME!! and hardly a 'fantastic'Poster and no idea who Tom is.
Tom H who used to be the Mod on TTWO5? Nah...Tom Hanscombe? If so, he's one of the better ones.
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Jul 18, 2013 23:22:11 GMT 2
Post by outside cat @wino on Jul 18, 2013 23:22:11 GMT 2
I meant Ben.....not sure if there is a safe way of cooking them besides turning carp into garden fertilizer.......fantastic posters was a little bit tongue on cheek! Enjoy the cricket!
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Jul 19, 2013 19:35:47 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Jul 19, 2013 19:35:47 GMT 2
I meant Ben as well!
Carp just eat shite from the sides and bottom of ponds or rivers and, apparently, taste very 'muddy'.
The bastard Eastern Europeans in Exeter don't bother buying Permits to fish my local pond and sneak up at night with disposable BBQ's and beers. I fecking hate them doing that.
The Cricket is going well, thanks, and nice to see the Crims squirming!
Who are you then? Give us a clue!
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Jul 20, 2013 21:18:12 GMT 2
Post by kerouac2 on Jul 20, 2013 21:18:12 GMT 2
I'm going to be retired as of August 1st. Does that mean that it is time to die?
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Jul 20, 2013 23:53:44 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Jul 20, 2013 23:53:44 GMT 2
I thought you died years ago!
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 21, 2013 0:38:30 GMT 2
No, I just smell that way.
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Jul 21, 2013 20:56:35 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Jul 21, 2013 20:56:35 GMT 2
Very honest of you!
(Normally it's the smell of urine before gangrene?..)
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Post by outside cat @wino on Jul 22, 2013 3:06:13 GMT 2
send the illegal fisher folk to crim land (don't use a boat you will end up in PNG)
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Post by Grecian on Aug 1, 2013 19:52:41 GMT 2
Preston North Gend?
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 5, 2013 0:06:59 GMT 2
Have been to a Preston match against those really nasty fucker supporters (whose name escapes me) pretty interesting day out at PNE.........
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Post by Grecian on Sept 6, 2013 0:56:04 GMT 2
You are boring me, wino..
Goodbye.
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 7, 2013 9:42:31 GMT 2
I nearly remembered there name tindick......hang around I miss u already
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Sept 7, 2013 21:36:22 GMT 2
Post by missalaska on Sept 7, 2013 21:36:22 GMT 2
How is Deepdale these days? Is Sir Tom Finney still alive?
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