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gRecIaN
Apr 15, 2010 23:51:48 GMT 2
Post by mockchoc on Apr 15, 2010 23:51:48 GMT 2
COMING to get u. Be scared.. be very scared   luv u baby |
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gRecIaN
Apr 15, 2010 23:52:42 GMT 2
Post by mockchoc on Apr 15, 2010 23:52:42 GMT 2
Just have a f ing beer ready. You owe it. All sweet. xxx
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Post by Hedonista on Apr 16, 2010 0:36:27 GMT 2
Is this why I need to get the police in?
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Post by happytraveller on Apr 16, 2010 7:00:12 GMT 2
Oooohhh.. can't wait for the picture !! ;D
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gRecIaN
Apr 16, 2010 14:24:21 GMT 2
Post by auntieannie on Apr 16, 2010 14:24:21 GMT 2
I want to see that picture! if I could I'd bankrupt myself and leave my job to attend this stuffup!
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gRecIaN
Apr 16, 2010 16:54:10 GMT 2
Post by Hedonista on Apr 16, 2010 16:54:10 GMT 2
Shame you or no other Potters can make it Annie. The 9kg pig I have ordered is enough for 12 people or more and so far we only have 6. But I will have plenty of local friends who can step in and help us eat it!
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gRecIaN
Apr 16, 2010 22:07:06 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Apr 16, 2010 22:07:06 GMT 2
Mockers?...You are all Bluster and no Bite!
(Tell me, honestly, did you PUI the OP??...)
Seen that volcanic bollocks over Exeter??...
I am being rained on, as I type, by lava rocks and pumice stone!...
The flights from Exeter may be delayed until August 2013 the way it's going!
(Hedon'?..FFS! I can eat a 9KG pig...and chase the rider!)
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Post by mockchoc on Apr 17, 2010 5:32:09 GMT 2
I'm going to smooch you to death geekster. Can one go to jail for that?
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Post by happytraveller on Apr 17, 2010 9:00:46 GMT 2
I'm going to smooch you to death geekster. Can one go to jail for that? HA ! I want to see pictures of that too ! ;D |
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gRecIaN
Apr 18, 2010 20:19:09 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Apr 18, 2010 20:19:09 GMT 2
How can you even consider smooching me and kicking me up the Arse at the same time?
You must be triple jointed!
(If so, I want to see that!)
How's the pig, Hedon'?..
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gRecIaN
Apr 19, 2010 19:47:41 GMT 2
Post by Hedonista on Apr 19, 2010 19:47:41 GMT 2
It will already be running around somewhere for sure. I think they are about 7 or 8 weeks old when they slaughter them.
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gRecIaN
Apr 19, 2010 20:45:05 GMT 2
Post by Big Iain on Apr 19, 2010 20:45:05 GMT 2
I expect that they get weighed every day until they hit the desired 9kgs?
(Hi Grecs, you knob!)
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gRecIaN
Apr 20, 2010 20:30:46 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on Apr 20, 2010 20:30:46 GMT 2
(Morning, Iain, you Cock_Head!)
Hope all's well with you....?
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gRecIaN
Apr 20, 2010 23:23:07 GMT 2
Post by Big Iain on Apr 20, 2010 23:23:07 GMT 2
As well as can be hoped for, Ta (ring-piece!).
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Post by mockchoc on Apr 21, 2010 8:27:33 GMT 2
All is fine here gerkin. Smoocher is ready, hubby would kill me so can't use it damn it.
Looking forward to Portugal? I am. We are all going to have an amazing time I just know it. So excited!
Oh and sorry no I don't look like Kylie. Shame I know but at least I'm honest.
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Post by Grecian on May 2, 2010 21:08:36 GMT 2
You may need a sardine box to stand on to kick me up the 'arris, Mockers!..:-)
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Post by Hedonista on May 3, 2010 19:42:42 GMT 2
I can supply a wooden wine box, much more effective.
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Post by mockchoc on May 6, 2010 1:01:39 GMT 2
Hhahaaa! Probably true gherkin boy.
I am about to get on the plane. Bend over! ;P
Hedon, you are so generous.
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Post by Grecian on May 6, 2010 20:02:54 GMT 2
I'm bending over Baby!!
Safe journey and see you soon..
(GULP!)
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Post by mockchoc on May 12, 2010 6:07:40 GMT 2
;D How exciting!!!!!
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gRecIaN
May 22, 2010 17:50:57 GMT 2
Post by Hedonista on May 22, 2010 17:50:57 GMT 2
Now its all falling into place. I heard that Grecian bribed a waitress in Portugal to feed Mockers contaminated food so she had to miss the pigout and hence he got away without his punishment. Anyway, I did my best to make sure he woke up with a rotten hangover the next day if that's any consolation Mocks.
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gRecIaN
May 23, 2010 21:35:44 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on May 23, 2010 21:35:44 GMT 2
I got my @rse kicked in the morning instead!
(I shouldn't have asked the taxi driver, about 15 times, who he would support in the World Cup - and I shouldn't have shouted, several times in the taxi, that Gobs should have driven to yours as this taxi was costing more than my flight over!..)....Gobs paid!
I hope that you are feeling better, Mockers, and have a good end to your Trip...(Morning, Ian!)
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gRecIaN
May 23, 2010 22:21:15 GMT 2
Post by Hedonista on May 23, 2010 22:21:15 GMT 2
My good mate Joaquim the taxi driver will be supporting POR-TUU-GAAAL
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gRecIaN
May 23, 2010 22:45:23 GMT 2
Post by mockchoc on May 23, 2010 22:45:23 GMT 2
Not a good end here in the Algarve other than spending a couple of hours at Hedonists house tonight (not eating or drinking!) after spending half the day in hospital on a drip and what have you then ending up with an allegic reaction to the anti-biotic.. cortosone to save my life then to top it off an adrelin shot! fun day. Seville tomorrow so hope i'm all better by then. Mrchoc is off eating dinner while i play on her and starve again.  |
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gRecIaN
May 23, 2010 22:52:37 GMT 2
Post by auntieannie on May 23, 2010 22:52:37 GMT 2
Mocksie, you'll have to get some food into you at some point!
What did the hospital staff suggest? and you must drink some tea or something...
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Post by mockchoc on May 24, 2010 0:05:59 GMT 2
Toast and tea first later rice soup (if you can call rice, water and salt soup!) and carrots with the hell cooked out of them after peeling and mashed up with nothing added. LOL!
Firstly I'm in a hotel and can't cook and secondly more dry toast sounds better in a way.
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gRecIaN
May 24, 2010 19:18:27 GMT 2
Post by Grecian on May 24, 2010 19:18:27 GMT 2
'Mrchoc is off eating dinner while i play on her'??...
I assume that you are referring to the housemaid at the Hotel?...
Eckers, Mockers, that sounds like heavy stuff there. Glad you are ok(ish) now and good to see that Ian is a typical Aussie bloke and chose to chow down and sink some stubbies rather than tend to your needs when you were recovering!
(Apologies, Gobs - you know I mean it!)
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gRecIaN
May 28, 2010 23:27:15 GMT 2
Post by mockchoc on May 28, 2010 23:27:15 GMT 2
Not her but here! You knew what I meant.......damnit  Gherkin, I did tell him to stay and enjoy rather then the both of us miss out. He really would have stayed with me if I thought he should. I had a phone to tell him I needed him if it was that bad. It was only five minutes walk away from my hotel. This was a special night and I did not wish us both to miss out just because of me. |
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gRecIaN
May 29, 2010 12:33:39 GMT 2
Post by auntieannie on May 29, 2010 12:33:39 GMT 2
MrMockchoc must have really appreciated you sending him off to a wonderful dinner whilst you were having tea and toast.
I think that is admirable behaviour... especially on the other side of the earth from home.
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gRecIaN
May 29, 2010 23:04:53 GMT 2
Post by Baz Faz on May 29, 2010 23:04:53 GMT 2
I must get in more tea for when Mocks arrives here. And bread for toast, of course.
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