Post by Netsuke on Jul 15, 2023 21:04:22 GMT 2
Some travellers were concerned with the latest plane, with larger windows, but no shades on them; one lady was concerned that the lavatories now had windows, but was worried that someone on the outside would be able to see in. The stewardess told her, “Madam, if some pervert is hanging onto the side of the plane at 35,000 feet while we're travelling at 550 miles per hour, he deserves to be able to see everything”.
What's the deal with airline food?
The flavours are all so plane, and the prices are sky high.
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my solicitor and said, “I want to sue the airline.”
“You don’t have much of a case,” he replied.
An airline pilot, who didn't realise his microphone was live, said to the co-pilot:
"Man I could sure use a hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that red-headed flight attendant!"
That statement was heard throughout the plane and the furious red-headed flight attendant unbuckled her seat-belt and stormed off toward the cockpit.
Seeing this, a passenger shouts, "Miss! Miss! You forgot the coffee!"
What's the deal with airline food?
The flavours are all so plane, and the prices are sky high.
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my solicitor and said, “I want to sue the airline.”
“You don’t have much of a case,” he replied.
An airline pilot, who didn't realise his microphone was live, said to the co-pilot:
"Man I could sure use a hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that red-headed flight attendant!"
That statement was heard throughout the plane and the furious red-headed flight attendant unbuckled her seat-belt and stormed off toward the cockpit.
Seeing this, a passenger shouts, "Miss! Miss! You forgot the coffee!"