Post by Netsuke on Jan 15, 2023 3:33:18 GMT 2
What do you call a patronising criminal going down a staircase?
A condescending con descending.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Wonder if he knows the psychic dwarf that escaped prison... the small medium at large!
What do you call an Italian suppository?
An innuendo.
Cop: I’m going to write you a ticket. If you stop acting so condescending, I’ll let you off with a warning.
Me: Don’t you mean condescendingly?
A condescending con descending.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Wonder if he knows the psychic dwarf that escaped prison... the small medium at large!
What do you call an Italian suppository?
An innuendo.
Cop: I’m going to write you a ticket. If you stop acting so condescending, I’ll let you off with a warning.
Me: Don’t you mean condescendingly?