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Post by Voy on May 25, 2023 13:59:14 GMT 2
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Post by Netsuke on May 28, 2023 11:23:36 GMT 2
A chap is out hunting...
He sees a bear and shoots at it. He misses, and suddenly slips and falls down the mountainside. His leg is caught in a bear trap, and the bear is coming right towards him. He cries out, "Lord, I know I've done some bad things in my life, but I promise to repent now if you make this bear a Christian!" The bear skids to a halt, drops to his knees, clasps his paws together and says, "O Lord, I thank you for the food I am about to receive!"
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Post by Netsuke on Sept 4, 2023 9:29:17 GMT 2
Two Kiwis at the pub.
First Kiwi says, “What’s a Hindu bro?”
His mate says, “Lays iggs bro.”
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Post by Baz Faz on Sept 4, 2023 12:23:32 GMT 2
Why can't you die of hunger in the Sahara?
Because of the sand which is there.
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