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Post by Baz Faz on Aug 16, 2021 18:36:32 GMT 2
Some loopy man is starting out on a 1800 mile tour of Britain on a 50 cc moped. He has chosen his route by their names. He will be starting at Shitterton and plans to see Twatt, Booze, Sandy Balls, Dull, Pity Me, Crazies Hill, Cockpole Green, The Knob, Butthole Lane and Titty Ho.
As you would expect Australia does better. One map I have seen has Intercourse Island, Bastard Bore, Curly Dick Road, Lovely Bottom, Titwobble Lane and Break Wind. Not far from where Netsie lives there are Bumbang Island and Bullshit Hill.
And I wonder if Voy has plunged into in Ticklenaked Pond?
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Post by OnlyMark on Aug 16, 2021 21:24:55 GMT 2
The thing that interests me is that he's doing it on a 1000 pound Slovenian moped. It's the type of journey I'd have fun with. If my backside can stand it. Also, Wrexham is the new Hollywood. www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-58230790
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Post by Voy on Aug 17, 2021 13:48:58 GMT 2
`you all know I used to live in Climax --it was between Surprise and Result -- and in justmy fire district ( which was about 10 miles x 12) we had Paradise Hill and Honey Hollow, Gay Head and Sodom Road (which was on Mt Misery)
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Post by Baz Faz on Aug 17, 2021 17:39:14 GMT 2
Near where we lived in France was a village called Condom. Their sign kept being stolen.
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Post by Netsuke on Aug 23, 2021 10:19:38 GMT 2
Some loopy man is starting out on a 1800 mile tour of Britain on a 50 cc moped. He has chosen his route by their names. He will be starting at Shitterton and plans to see Twatt, Booze, Sandy Balls, Dull, Pity Me, Crazies Hill, Cockpole Green, The Knob, Butthole Lane and Titty Ho. As you would expect Australia does better. One map I have seen has Intercourse Island, Bastard Bore, Curly Dick Road, Lovely Bottom, Titwobble Lane and Break Wind. Not far from where Netsie lives there are Bumbang Island and Bullshit Hill. And I wonder if Voy has plunged into in Ticklenaked Pond? Hahaha, I think we must have been twins in a former life Baz, I love stuff like this. Don’t forget Mount Buggery which is part of the Great Dividing Range between Mount Speculation and Mount Howitt. I pass between there and Smoko and Doctor’s Flat when I go to the high country. There’s also Little Dick Road on the way, but I’ve never seen the sign to take a photo. The staff at the cafe in Bruthen where I always stop for a cappuccino tell me the shire keeps replacing the sign but it keeps disappearing! TITWOBBLE LANE, Victoria Drive out of the old gold-mining town of Wedderburn in Victoria and Twiddy Lane turns into the unpaved Titwobble Lane. Apparently, the shire engineer was driving down here with his wife who said that the road was so bumpy that it was making her tits wobble, so being such a nice guy, he named it after her! You mentioned Intercourse Island, to the east we have Mount Fanny and in between those two places we have Mount Meharry. Fair dinkum, no joke.
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