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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 3, 2020 20:22:03 GMT 2
Please feel free to nominate your own abomination but this will take some beating. In Britain Walkers, makers of crisps (chips to USAnians), have inflicted this Christmas horror on us:
Brussels Sprouts Flavoured Crisps
It beats Marks & Spencer's offering of Winter Berries and Prosecco crisps. What berries ripen in winter? The only ones that spring to my mind are holly.
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Post by lumi on Dec 5, 2020 6:10:17 GMT 2
We have fish flavoured chips here. They are expensive AND popular!!
A colleague had a lovely looking chocolate cookie the other day which she quickly spat out. A quick check of the ingredients revealed that it contained fish sauce!
Pass the Brussels sprout chips, please!
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Post by kuskiwi on Dec 5, 2020 22:12:28 GMT 2
I like Brussel sprouts, I like Chips. Not sure I'd like the combination though.
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Post by tzarine on Dec 6, 2020 1:35:34 GMT 2
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 6, 2020 18:34:27 GMT 2
The Guardian put a chef and a restaurant critic on the arduous tak of tasting Christmas foods from supermarkets. Here are some of their pungent comments:
a flabby texture with zero tang, like chewing on a flat tyre. 0 stars
Jay It’s not a pâté. It’s a dribbly, insipid liquid, and an insult to the words “lobster” and “thermidor”. File this under “when new product development goes wrong”. 0 stars
Coming to a bargain bin/landfill near you. 0 stars
tasted like toilet freshener
hideously sweet, chewy and sticky and left my teeth with a gummy residue that was impossible to remove. Well at least my jaw got a workout. ★
Ravinder Repulsive flavour of parma violets mixed with acetone, like an old lady’s delicates drawer. This went straight down the sink. 0 stars
reminds me of that time I got a bullet sized malaria pill lodged in my throat. ★
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