What do you think of this hotel?

[Baz Faz]

Google Translate has this review from the Greek:

THE SERVICE OF THE HOTEL HAS BEEN VERY VERY GOOD !! THE CUSTOMERS HAVE ANY EFFORT TO SERVE CUSTOMERS. SERVICE HAS BEEN SPECIALLY ACCESSED, EVEN THE HOTEL HAS BEEN A LARGE CONSTRUCTION (IF YOU MUST HAVE ALSO RECOVERED). DECORATION WAS VERY CUTTING IF THE INSTRUMENTS THAT WERE USED (EXCEPT THE TABLES) ARE GOOD QUALITY. GENERALLY, THE STAY HAS BEEN ABOUT THE CATEGORY OF THE HOTEL AS ABOVE ABOVE WELL. WHAT THE PEOPLE ALSO ALSO DO ALWAYS AND AT THIS CASE THOSE WORKERS WHO MAKE THE ACCOMMODATION WHAT MUST BE: "HOLIDAYS" !!!!

[auntieannie]

lol! looks like a review from a friend of the owners.

unless they had a whale of a time and they are very picky about the style of hotels they stay in.

[Scrubb]

So... they liked it?

[Baz Faz]

This is the bit that concerns me:

THE CUSTOMERS HAVE ANY EFFORT TO SERVE CUSTOMERS.

I don't want to stay in a place whee I am expected to serve other guests.

[auntieannie]

Well, you used gobbledegook translator, what did you expect? ;-)

[Baz Faz]

I can no longer remember what hotel it was, or where, or what language the review was in.

[tzarine]

yes, the instruments

they determine everything

[Scrubb]

Nothing like cutting decorations on a holiday.

[Baz Faz]

And a review of another hotel (in English, not translated):

asked to make a short tour to confirm the real if the room but denied

frontdesk more to say pawn shop instead of hotel reservation with high grill

look scary

[auntieannie]

Nov 23, 2017 3:36:02 GMT 2 Scrubb said:

Nothing like cutting decorations on a holiday.

Exactly, isn't it what all holidays are about?

[Baz Faz]

And now a review of a guesthouse on a Greek island:

VERY VERY VIEW FROM THE ROOMS, TACTICS, FRIENDLY OWNERS, ASSOCIATED SERVICE, NOT CHORTANES TO SEE THE SEA AND FEEL WITH THE WAVES OF THE WAVES. ABOUT THE BEDS WHO WE WERE A VERY GOOD CHOICE