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Post by Grecian on Sept 13, 2015 22:23:34 GMT 2
Anyone been?
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 13, 2015 23:12:27 GMT 2
Bit far old buddy, go and report back with pictures and a précis of the good bits.
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Post by missalaska on Sept 14, 2015 17:10:21 GMT 2
I'm keen but it is too far...
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Post by Grecian on Sept 14, 2015 18:16:43 GMT 2
Oh FFS!
I went yesterday and make the fucking effort you Slack Twats!
It's just a brilliant waste of 2+ hours of your time! (I just wished I had a Golden Ticket for last Friday night when Katherine Ryan was doing the comedy slot!)
I was abused from start to finish - in a nice way - and the funniest was the sullen faced girl handing out Guides to The Park as soon as you got in and if you asked for one she would either scrunch it up or throw it on the floor - Comedy Genius!
So much to see and a lot of it is pretentious Bollocks but you knew that when you bought the Ticket!
The best Sunday i have ever spent..Even beats the Sunday when my Divorce Papers came through..
And then it rained.
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 14, 2015 22:22:33 GMT 2
You should start your own 'dismaland'! Funny report, no pictures though
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Sept 14, 2015 22:54:04 GMT 2
One of your best posts, Geeky. Made me laugh instead of cry or want to kick you in your netherland.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 15, 2015 20:57:30 GMT 2
F uck me! You still alive, Ethel? Glad to see you posting down here and hope that the Donkey's ok..
I have two Netherlands and only one Neverland - Take your pick but I reckon you would be as much use hitting them as a one legged man in a Netherland kicking competition..
I can make you cry if you want? I could recreate my Baby Lobster story form the Thorn Tree Get Stuffed which was high on the CryOmeter..
I don't do Pictures, Wino. As you can imagine in this Shit World Society we now live in...The Mobile and Selfies Rool so every C unt and their 'mate' were taking pictures of it all as they walked around. So depressing.
All they are going to do is post them on Facewank etc to show that they've been there. I chose to have my own Memories instead.
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Post by nifty50 on Sept 16, 2015 9:19:51 GMT 2
And post all about it here...the irony!
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Post by Grecian on Sept 16, 2015 19:28:29 GMT 2
Pardon Lincs?
I assume that something is up with The Stew if you are relegated to Conference Level of Posting like on here?
I dare say that you have never even heard of Banksy have you? Dismaland? Nah, thought not.
Can you please explain your Post above?
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Post by Grecian on Sept 17, 2015 20:06:07 GMT 2
Thought not....
You really are a Thick To55er, aren't you?..
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 17, 2015 23:50:47 GMT 2
How long does Dismaland run for or is it summer time only?
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Post by Netsuke on Sept 18, 2015 7:37:17 GMT 2
Not I said the queen. It's too far from home.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 18, 2015 20:15:29 GMT 2
Wino?
Knowing Banksy - whether he's an individual or a collective - I reckon 'he' will be true to his word and close it on 27th September(?) and then dismantle it.
(So funny even now! You put Dismaland into Google and you get f ucking links to Disneyland!! Love it!)
There's some stuff in there that is worth serious money to the most stupid of bidders.
I hope that 'he' closes it and opens it up for the whole of the Spring and Summer next year at Weston Super Mare as it's a perfect setting and everyone who wants to experience it should do..
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 18, 2015 22:58:52 GMT 2
I get it now, Weston Super Mare is extremely dismal!
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Post by Grecian on Sept 19, 2015 21:04:34 GMT 2
Not really - You ever been?... and I hadn't been since I was a nipper...
If you want a F ucking Dismal Coastal Town then best you get to Southend On Sea or anywhere on the South East coast...
Banksy's from Bristol and knows Weston well.
He probably brought near on £7Million to the local economy because of Dismaland and I think that that is rather good, to be honest..
At least it's not F ucking London...C unts..
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 21, 2015 22:38:25 GMT 2
Yes I have been to WSM, it was a summers day. I do like the UK coast (parts), especially the bits north of Manchester on either side (Scotland)
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Post by Grecian on Sept 22, 2015 19:50:01 GMT 2
....which is nowhere near to the North Somerset Coast or the Essex Coast, is it?
Did you like Weston-Super-Mare when you went? Can you remember that far back?
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Post by outside cat @wino on Sept 22, 2015 23:19:11 GMT 2
I was always in awe of the piers and the structures and the old time photos of the donkeys and stuff. Australians are rarely impressed with any beach other than ours.
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Post by Grecian on Sept 23, 2015 20:07:58 GMT 2
Well it's good News all round that Architecture beats a couple of miles of Golden Sands then.
Weston SM has a great big long Pier and another one that was half burnt a bit a few years ago.
Nice to think that Barcelona prides itself on having a 2 mile long Beach - The same length as Exmouth's beach which is but a 10 mile drive from me.
(I would agree that you will probably get less attractive Females wearing small Thongs on Exmouth beach but I was just comparing length..)....Of Beach..
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Post by Netsuke on Sept 23, 2015 21:51:13 GMT 2
Australians are rarely impressed with any beach other than ours. When you have the best beaches, it's hard to be impressed by others. We are after all, surrounded by ocean. |
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Post by shrjeff on Sept 24, 2015 5:52:20 GMT 2
i like my beach - the one i see out of my window and is in my avatar...
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Post by Grecian on Sept 24, 2015 20:06:55 GMT 2
F uck you with your silly 'My Beach is better than Your Beach' bollocks...(Not directed at you, shrjeff..)
So where do you live, shrjeff and how much do you pay for the sea view?..
Come on - Lets get down to Basics if you are going to start boasting...
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Post by missalaska on Sept 25, 2015 0:19:13 GMT 2
I remember going to Weston super Mare as a kid, but not much about it other than that I went.
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Post by shrjeff on Sept 25, 2015 10:18:18 GMT 2
i live in netanya and rent in a place that is half long-term renters and half 'holiday renters' so it operates as a quasi hotel with desk staff, cleaners and maintenance about 40 hours a week... we have a one-bedroom place and pay ~835 quid including internet, satellite tv and land phone...
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Post by Grecian on Sept 25, 2015 20:12:05 GMT 2
It probably had two Piers when you went, Misslaka!
The bit I don't like about it is that it has a rather long and wide grass area between the road and the beach. A bit like Paignton in South Devon.
Israel, eh Shrjeff? (I dare say that only 2% of the Posters on here know where Netanya is, to be honest) I assume you are covered by The Iron Dome and out of the way of Hamas rockets paying such a high price as that? It does sound like a Quasi-Retirement Home to me..
Nice view though!
Oh and the latest figures indicate that Dismaland made over £20million to the local economy for North Somerset. I so hope that over £19Million of that from from the rich F uckers from London who "Just had to see it!"....Silly F.uckers..
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Post by shrjeff on Sept 26, 2015 6:29:18 GMT 2
beach front flats always demand a premium price, geeks... but where else could we pay one of the cleaning ladies to come in daily and care for our cat when we're traveling?... it's a quasi-hotel rather than a retirement home as there really isn't any 'protective' elements: one shops, cleans, cooks, etc... for oneself while the staff provides convenience: maintenance on site rather than having to cope with a stingy landlord, staff to accept packages in our absence, etc... for example, the cat sand supply ran out on one of our trips, the cleaner we hired reported to the front desk and we got an email which enabled us to ask a friend to pick up some more. we now have an arrangement with the pet supply store to supply on request if necessary  |
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Post by Grecian on Sept 27, 2015 20:20:27 GMT 2
What a very heart warming story there, shrjeff! If everyone in this World was like your Cleaner then this World would certainly be a better place... So it's more like a Time-Share (With no 'sharing') or what I assume is a Condo' - whatever that is. I was being slightly sarcastic saying that £835 was expensive rent for a month as you would probably pay near that in Exeter for a 1 bedroom place. Here we go..and the crashing waves are over 12 miles away! Exeter Flat |
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