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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 23, 2015 23:20:04 GMT 2
"A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor." www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492 |
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Post by Grecian on Jan 24, 2015 22:49:24 GMT 2
Nice to see that the BBC have a sense of humo(u)r with reports from a 'Derek Dribbler'!
I always pi55 standing up whether at a urinal or in a cubicle. I have a good aim and if pissing was an Olympic Event, I would certainly make Team GB...
Sitting down and pi55ing for blokes is reserved for Poofters...
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Post by pepecura on Jan 27, 2015 18:13:27 GMT 2
Hurrayy !
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 27, 2015 19:29:06 GMT 2
At the place I'm staying at in Germany at the moment there is this sign on the toilet. Needless to say, I've been ignoring it -  |
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Post by Grecian on Jan 27, 2015 21:11:48 GMT 2
Germany??
They have those dodgy sit downs with the ledge at the back so, after you've given birth to a baby seal or squeezed out King Kong's Little Finger, you can have a fecking look at the 'thing'!!
Feck that! I want to get in, light a Bum Cigar, and Feck Off as quick as possible!
Mark? Just a Tip from me but instead of lighting a Bum Cigar in your normal way; try and flip around 180 degrees and crimp one out facing the wall so the Brown Rat slides straight into the water first...
You can thank me later...
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 27, 2015 21:24:46 GMT 2
A nice tip but I shit a lot less than you. I'm not so full of it.
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 27, 2015 21:29:26 GMT 2
By the way, I didn't write 'poop', I used a different word but it self corrected when I posted.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 27, 2015 22:43:05 GMT 2
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Post by Grecian on Jan 27, 2015 22:46:08 GMT 2
I don't give a Sh1t what you Posted, to be honest, Mark...
I made an effort to reply and all you can do is tell me to Feck Off..
Go and F uck yourself, will you... and don't bother me anymore down here ...
To be honest...You really are a Total knut...I've always thought so...
Why do you hire a car in India and travel alone?
You really are one sad F UCK...
You really are an Arrogant Twat...
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 27, 2015 23:20:27 GMT 2
You don't have to post twice to make your point. Reading it once gets the message across. Though as it is a bit difficult to read so twice may be the best outcome.
In any case, you must bring out the best in me.
At least I know now how to post the word 'sh1t'. Thanks.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 28, 2015 0:23:13 GMT 2
You really are a To55er, Mark..
F uck Off with your arrogance....
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 28, 2015 7:40:54 GMT 2
I certainly used to be arrogant.
But now I'm nearly perfect.
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Post by mockchoc on Jan 28, 2015 13:11:54 GMT 2
Wow... gherkin is still the same pain the behind as since the day I started online about twelve years back and he made me cry. No I wasn't use to the internet then and couldn't believe I was being picked on by a big bully. Ok well now I know he gives nice cuddles in real life I forgive him but come on stop it ya turd! Mark is nice. Don't worry I will stay out of here now too since I KNOW you'll be a cranky f'er at me too. Take care and have a good life.
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 28, 2015 18:18:01 GMT 2
I see he has deleted the first of his double posts.
Anyway, I'm sure he means nothing by his posts now. I think he has matured and I take them in good humour.
And thanks Mockers.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 28, 2015 22:24:35 GMT 2
The First Post was just a truncated version of my Actual Post. The phone went as I was editing..
Wow! I bow down as Tilly/The Star/The Egg makes a Post on Flushed! I feel like Royalty!
I do hope that all is well with you in The Smoke with Mini Eggs and that handsome husband (If I was Gay, loike, I defo' would fancy him!) etc.
I hope it was my Lobster story that brought tears to your eyes?..
Mark? I really don't have a clue about you but what I garner about your Posts and your incessant pictures that would bore the tears from a rocking horse, you really are a Class One To55er...
And your Avatar makes me want to puke...
(It's so great to edit a Duff Post after 24 hours! I got Mockers and The Egg mixed up - I have met them both in my DE FENS but there really is no comparison as regards the Hubby GayDar - sorry Mockers! In my further DE FENS, I got Mozambique and Madagascar muddled up in the Pub Quiz last night so it looks like I was obsessed with the letter 'M' last night!)
Carry on...
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Post by quixote on Jan 28, 2015 22:36:07 GMT 2
I love Mark's avatar.
And, you do seem particularly cranky, not always, but, a lot of the time.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 28, 2015 22:44:05 GMT 2
Good...
It's your opinion...
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 28, 2015 23:13:04 GMT 2
And your avatar looks a lot like me.
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Post by welle on Jan 29, 2015 10:17:12 GMT 2
Silly me actually clicking on this thread... ach du liebes bisschen.
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Post by welle on Jan 29, 2015 10:18:28 GMT 2
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Post by mockchoc on Jan 29, 2015 13:40:32 GMT 2
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Post by Grecian on Jan 29, 2015 20:55:41 GMT 2
Apologies to you especially, Mockers but I confused you with Tilly! I have managed to Edit my Post above, thank feck!
Thanks for venturing down into The Pit..
Good effort there, Welle...
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Post by outside cat @wino on Jan 29, 2015 23:23:33 GMT 2
Jesus geeky, get your meds sorted...abuse...apologise....abuse...c'mon you can do better than that. How is Oscar P anyway?
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Post by mockchoc on Jan 30, 2015 9:55:26 GMT 2
*Hugs* gherkin.
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Post by welle on Jan 30, 2015 10:33:53 GMT 2
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Post by Grecian on Jan 31, 2015 22:33:37 GMT 2
Jesus geeky, get your meds sorted...abuse...apologise....abuse...c'mon you can do better than that. How is Oscar P anyway? Why do you keep changing your Loggin, Wino? Looks like you who should sort the Meds out, you Old Git... Mockers and I have met, Welle....If you had ever met Mockers you so know she deserves a serious *Hug*! OP related - I pi55ed on my own bathroom floor last night as the bulb broke and my bladder was full so I thought i'd chance it and have a go rather than get a new bulb... I mi55ed.. |
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Post by outside cat @wino on Feb 1, 2015 2:16:24 GMT 2
Long time since I have missed the bowl.......at least it was wee only? (I hope for you)
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Post by Grecian on Feb 1, 2015 21:27:54 GMT 2
Why do you keep changing your Loggin?
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Post by outside cat @wino on Feb 2, 2015 9:19:52 GMT 2
reflects the season......easter bunny is next.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 2, 2015 21:14:57 GMT 2
A bit Mental but i'll let it go ...
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