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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 13, 2014 0:48:58 GMT 2
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 13, 2014 0:50:50 GMT 2
Oh hell, I can't get it right. Go here link |
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 13, 2014 0:51:26 GMT 2
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 13, 2014 0:52:24 GMT 2
It made me laugh when I first saw it, now the dammed article is like a noose around my wattle.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 14, 2014 20:45:24 GMT 2
Your Wattle, Gobbler and Chicken Neck appear to be intact even after, probably, the worst attempt at a Link I have ever seen in all my Professional Forum Posting, ya Daft Cow!!
(Wattle and Daub is an Olde English way of making a wall - it involves wooden strips and sticky stuff like clay or soil etc...)
These 'Christmas Wonderlands' turn up in England every year! It's normally a pathetic way of attempting to make money as they employ a Shite, pi55ed, Father Christmas - remember Bad Santa? - and Elves that cuss and swear and smoke all the time...The 'Reindeer' are normally sheep with head gear on or, if it's a REALLY cheap one, they will be gerbils and hamsters dressed up...
They normally charge £22.50 for Adults and £15 for Kids and a 'Family Ticket' for £50...
Without a Pathetic Winterwonderland Rip Off news story it just ain't Christmas over here!
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Post by outside cat @wino on Dec 14, 2014 23:22:59 GMT 2
The Christmas story here was the safety Nazis decided that sitting on Santa's knee could lead to pedo interaction, the thought was that they should stand next to him. I think the lunacy was canned for this year but who knows about next year.
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 15, 2014 4:43:53 GMT 2
Your Wattle, Gobbler and Chicken Neck appear to be intact even after, probably, the worst attempt at a Link I have ever seen in all my Professional Forum Posting, ya Daft Cow!! Thank you! I'm honored.(Wattle and Daub is an Olde English way of making a wall - it involves wooden strips and sticky stuff like clay or soil etc...) Heard of this. Isn't there a song?These 'Christmas Wonderlands' turn up in England every year! It's normally a pathetic way of attempting to make money as they employ a Shite, pi55ed, Father Christmas - remember Bad Santa? - and Elves that cuss and swear and smoke all the time...The 'Reindeer' are normally sheep with head gear on or, if it's a REALLY cheap one, they will be gerbils and hamsters dressed up... They normally charge £22.50 for Adults and £15 for Kids and a 'Family Ticket' for £50... Without a Pathetic Winterwonderland Rip Off news story it just ain't Christmas over here! Seriously? This isn't a one off? That's hilarious that people continue to fall for it. And rather sad, too. I keep rereading your description of wonderland. Maybe I'm the naive one to think that it just wouldn't work after a few tries. Rather Dickensian, isn't it? |
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Dec 15, 2014 4:46:27 GMT 2
Beero, unfortunately, we'll always have PC nazis. I swear, I never thought I'd grow old and say I miss the good ole days but, dammit, I do miss a lot about decades long past and easier to navigate.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 15, 2014 20:35:13 GMT 2
So just answer me this!
How in God's name can you manage to quote me and change that quote to include "Thank you! I'm honored".... In yellow!!....but fail to do a simple link??
(Great Edit by the way..)
There's normally a few Chancers in England that have a bit of land and decide that in 3 day's time it will resemble Lapland; hence the Winter Wonderland set ups.
Always a bad choice of Fraud/Rip Off as it will rain and there won't be any snow and everyone will complain. Just what do they want for a Family Ticket?? Fecking Sir Richard Attenborough with a false beard and 10,000 Elves working like Feck in the background making shite wooden toys for Chrimbo??
Even the daft kids these days know that all the electronic shite they get comes from Father Amazon...
I miss the Good Ole Days when Mel Gibson could say what he wanted and got an Oscar instead of being hauled up in front of the LA Magistrates....
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