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Post by Big Iain on Oct 25, 2011 21:10:18 GMT 2
Does that mean that any brain medicine for Tin Man would have to be administered rectally?
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Oct 25, 2011 21:25:46 GMT 2
haha
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Post by auntieannie on Oct 26, 2011 12:19:13 GMT 2
Sorry, I don't think I have the patience, courage, energy... to try and explain.
So I'll just join the ape in the corner and sip some whisky. (had some last night, don't know if it was a good one or a pants one... Aberlour? it did the job.)
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Post by Grecian on Oct 26, 2011 19:47:03 GMT 2
I am glad it made Crazy larf!
I think it's a Cultural/Social thang as I have never given or recieved a suppository - knowingly!
I agree with the blood flow/system but 'we' always go via the stomach lining..
Bit of an expensive tipple there, AA....Trying to impress Fat-Chops, again?.....
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Post by sunshine on Oct 26, 2011 21:14:49 GMT 2
;D hi, hi, hi, crazy potters ;D
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Post by ruthee on Oct 26, 2011 21:38:51 GMT 2
Ha ha ha - not a great experience.
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Post by james on Oct 27, 2011 19:43:35 GMT 2
They quite big but go up easily.
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Post by Grecian on Oct 27, 2011 20:08:43 GMT 2
I have an ear ache...
I'm on all fours just for you, James....Fire away!
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Post by Grecian on Oct 28, 2011 21:04:26 GMT 2
I can't see it, to be honest!
I am a Virgin in that Department.....My Farts are very high pitched....
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Post by mockchoc on Oct 29, 2011 3:06:58 GMT 2
Maybe you should be more experimental gerkin. Sounds boring to me.
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Post by Ethel Mertz on Oct 29, 2011 5:53:08 GMT 2
I am a Virgin in that Department.....My Farts are very high pitched.... We all wonder about those who "doth protest too much," and lordy, you do seem to be protesting this one quite frequently. just sayin |
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Oct 29, 2011 10:53:55 GMT 2
I am a Virgin in that Department.....My Farts are very high pitched.... We all wonder about those who "doth protest too much," and lordy, you do seem to be protesting this one quite frequently. just sayin Good observation Ethel! hahaha |
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Post by CrazyDaisy on Oct 29, 2011 10:56:07 GMT 2
Mockers - I had to read your post twice. First thing that went through my mind was that he needed to experiment with a gherkin!  |
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Post by mockchoc on Oct 29, 2011 23:36:27 GMT 2
Hahaha... snort! No I call him gherkin but he should try that too.
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Post by quixote on Oct 30, 2011 1:25:32 GMT 2
Mockers - I had to read your post twice. First thing that went through my mind was that he needed to experiment with a gherkin! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D how I read it too!!!! |
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Post by Grecian on Oct 31, 2011 21:34:17 GMT 2
Mockers?
If you had rammed a Gherkin up my Wrong Un at Hedonista's place I probably wouldn't have noticed!
I would have been too busy having a go at the Racist Feck-for-Brains opposite me...
She looked ok but she was such a ****....
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Post by Grecian on Oct 31, 2011 21:42:32 GMT 2
Pardon??...Drunk?..... I drove back!
I never heard those whispers...I was too bothered with Mocker's dress that didn't leave much to the imagination and the Chancer and his pathetic, Racist, Girlfriend!
Hedon's Cooking and general attitude was Spot On and was one of the highlights of the Trip...
My Sunbathing activities was second?...
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Post by Big Iain on Oct 31, 2011 23:01:04 GMT 2
Racist boyfriend? do tell...
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Post by Grecian on Nov 1, 2011 21:18:17 GMT 2
No, no, no, no, no, Chappie! The girlfriend of the Chancer was a full on Racist and started some conversation about Muslims...I soon put her in her place... Here's the recently built Mosque in Exeter - quite nice! I may well wander up and have a chat soon...Invite them to a City match as St James is about a 10 minute walk away..  Maybe I dreamt me driving in Faro, Mother?... |
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Post by Hedonista on Nov 27, 2011 0:59:14 GMT 2
Mockers? If you had rammed a Gherkin up my Wrong Un at Hedonista's place I probably wouldn't have noticed! I would have been too busy having a go at the Racist Feck-for-Brains opposite me... She looked ok but she was such a ****.... Missed this in my absence from the Pot. Umm, can't remember where you sitting but I have a good idea about who it was... |
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Post by Grecian on Dec 5, 2011 21:54:04 GMT 2
It wasn't me!!
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 23, 2011 23:49:06 GMT 2
I am not convinced that suppositories are more effective than oral or injected medicine, but they are certainly superior when the patient does not want to swallow a pill or have something jabbed into the skin. The medicine is inserted and goes to work, no matter what.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 29, 2011 19:06:21 GMT 2
I can't think that anyone would rather have something rammed up their @rsehole rather than having to swallow a pill or have a small injection that never hurts?...
...Unless...
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Post by Hedonista on Dec 29, 2011 19:49:30 GMT 2
And she still is! I was talking to my mate (who lives in Shanghai now) on Skype recently and she walked behind him straight out of the shower with a towel around her and flashed me.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 29, 2011 21:19:05 GMT 2
I'll have a side bet that your mate left a few debts when he left, Hedon'?...
(Brave bet as he is your mate...)
He just reminded me of a bit part Actor who gets blown away in the first 15 minutes of Scarface...and his Moll!
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Post by Hedonista on Dec 29, 2011 22:53:29 GMT 2
Wrong there Geeks, Pete is a top bloke in every sense and he paid off all he could before he left then, when he got to China and started earning again, he paid of any other debts he had. Nobody here has a bad word to say about him. The only reason he got in the shit is because of his ex wife who left him for another bloke and then screwed him financially. She was (and is) a horrible piece of work and, as one of my closest mates, I was actually pleased deep down when she left him, even though he was really cut up. What pissed me off was how she fleeced him for all the money he had earned then he ended up with this old trout. But even so, I respect his new lady (for all her many defects) for sticking with him as she has and making him happy again. I last saw Pete in Shanghai back in August and we had a real blast as the trout was back in blighty visiting her family for a couple of weeks. The fact is, Pete simply has very bad taste in women, and I have not had the courage to tell him that yet.
Pete becomes a to55er when he is pi55ed and sadly a lot people (like you no doubt) form a bad opinion of him. eff, when were in Shanghai I had to literally carry him out of a bar after he walked around asking random women if they wanted sex with him and (like so many times before) I have no idea how he did not get the shit beaten out of him. But I have laughed as hard as I have ever laughed in his company (sometimes at him and more times with him). I love the bloke and I miss his company. I have very few real friends and he is one of them.
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Post by Grecian on Dec 30, 2011 18:55:27 GMT 2
Top reply there, hedon' and I can relate to all of that!
You certainly need a mucker who you can laugh at and with....
I'm not saying he was a 'Bad man' by the way as I only met him the one time and he seemed like a funny guy..Goodfellas cutting in there!
He reminded me of Face from the A Team!
Laydees always feck blokes up...
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Post by mockchoc on Dec 31, 2011 3:19:28 GMT 2
Hmm... MrChoc never mentioned she was asking if you two were shagging but then he did tell me she kept sitting almost on his lap so he kept his arms crossed LOL!
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Post by james on Dec 31, 2011 15:57:44 GMT 2
Ok, back to the topic. I've taken this before and they give you a glove. Not sure why cause after a couple you kinda don't use it. It looks big, but way smaller than your poop i hope otherwise try thinking of a pineapple going up.  |
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Post by sunshine on Dec 31, 2011 17:52:13 GMT 2
Ok, back to the topic. I've taken this before and they give you a glove. Not sure why cause after a couple you kinda don't use it. It looks big, but way smaller than your poop i hope otherwise try thinking of a pineapple going up. ;D ;D ;D |
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