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Post by slowcoach on Nov 13, 2022 14:08:29 GMT 2
Trumpty Dumpty
(New York Post)
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Post by Voy on Nov 13, 2022 15:49:20 GMT 2
the pic was great but the headline with it was wonderful Don ( who couldn't build a great wall ) had a great fall - can all the GOPs men out the party back together again"
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Post by Baz Faz on Nov 21, 2022 12:06:20 GMT 2
Yesterday saw the beginning of the Football World Cup in Qatar. This mornng the Times has a headline: Man Kicks Ball.
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 7, 2022 12:03:58 GMT 2
From the Guardian:
depressed mussel disappears from stretch of Thames
I wonder what was getting him down.
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Post by Netsuke on Dec 8, 2022 6:24:08 GMT 2
Heard on the radio this morning - “Thursday is the new Friday in the CBD”.
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 8, 2022 14:10:21 GMT 2
You have to feel for the poor boy:
Harry and Meghan on Netflix: I sacrificed everything to join my wife
Now he is living a pauper's life in California. The hovel he is sharing with his shy wife only has (I lost count but I think I have it right) 16 bathrooms.
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Post by Netsuke on Dec 8, 2022 21:05:21 GMT 2
You have to feel for the poor boy: Harry and Meghan on Netflix: I sacrificed everything to join my wifeNow he is living a pauper's life in California. The hovel he is sharing with his shy wife only has (I lost count but I think I have it right) 16 bathrooms. Its too early in the morning to talk about the Windsor whiner. (I woke up at four am. Then four fifty five am and now it’s six o six and I’m not in the best of moods. I’m just tired. Can’t sleep.)
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 9, 2022 0:34:18 GMT 2
You have to feel for the poor boy: Harry and Meghan on Netflix: I sacrificed everything to join my wifeNow he is living a pauper's life in California. The hovel he is sharing with his shy wife only has (I lost count but I think I have it right) 16 bathrooms. Its too early in the morning to talk about the Windsor whiner. (I woke up at four am. Then four fifty five am and now it’s six o six and I’m not in the best of moods. I’m just tired. Can’t sleep.) Sorry for your sleepless patch and then to be confronted by Harry and Megawhine. You are up now and fortified by coffee and toast and Vegemite so you can face the day.
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Post by Netsuke on Dec 9, 2022 5:22:47 GMT 2
Its too early in the morning to talk about the Windsor whiner. (I woke up at four am. Then four fifty five am and now it’s six o six and I’m not in the best of moods. I’m just tired. Can’t sleep.) Sorry for your sleepless patch and then to be confronted by Harry and Megawhine. You are up now and fortified by coffee and toast and Vegemite so you can face the day. Thank you Baz, in a much better frame of mind now. It is two twenty one and all’s well!
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 14, 2022 12:13:59 GMT 2
From the Guardian:
Snakes have a clitoris
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 21, 2022 11:46:09 GMT 2
From the Guardian:
Virgin deactivated my husband
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 21, 2022 11:47:45 GMT 2
Hang on, I didn't read all of it^^^: Virgin deactivated my husband’s only form of contact with family
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 24, 2022 14:09:49 GMT 2
From that organ of real news the Daily Star:
My fella bought a remote-controlled sex toy to make me orgasm during Christmas dinner'
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Post by OnlyMark on Dec 24, 2022 14:12:44 GMT 2
My food is good enough to do that anyway.
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 24, 2022 18:59:23 GMT 2
My food is good enough to do that anyway. I have never heard of orgasmic brussels sprouts.
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Post by Baz Faz on Dec 28, 2022 14:20:55 GMT 2
This is from the Daily Star:
Fans of rock music least likely to go bald
Black Sabbath and Van Halen are the best.
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Post by Baz Faz on Jan 9, 2023 12:34:54 GMT 2
From the Daily Star:
Sex-mad super-mice that are 'indestructible' set to invade UK homes
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Post by Voy on Jan 9, 2023 15:05:55 GMT 2
O.M.G. between them and the sex-crazed spiders...
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Post by Baz Faz on Jan 12, 2023 14:23:51 GMT 2
From the Daily Star:
Woman fumes at town becoming 'too posh' for her to wear pyjamas to Sainsbury's
Then take them off, dear (as the bishop said to the actress).
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Post by Baz Faz on Jan 14, 2023 12:10:05 GMT 2
What is the Kiwi lady going to do?
New Zealand egg shortage threatens pavlova
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Post by slowcoach on Jan 19, 2023 12:00:10 GMT 2
From the Pravda.ru website: "An Obedient Man": Davos shows what kind of force Putin is up againstThat may just seem daft, ridiculous, unbelievable BS but it is a small part of a persistent framing of the the invasion of Ukraine as an attempt to hold off the massed Western Nazi forces, and their coming genocidal solution to the "Russian Question". This is Russia in an existential fight, a new "Great Patriotic War".
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Post by tzarine on Jan 20, 2023 5:46:59 GMT 2
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Post by Baz Faz on Jan 28, 2023 8:03:45 GMT 2
Fom the Times:
Pop-up urinal kills workman in London’s West End
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Post by tzarine on Jan 28, 2023 9:02:48 GMT 2
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Post by tzarine on Feb 2, 2023 22:44:44 GMT 2
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Post by tzarine on Feb 8, 2023 4:19:38 GMT 2
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Post by Voy on Feb 8, 2023 16:11:42 GMT 2
why the "?" -- Vermeer ! that would be worth the airfare for sure !
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Post by tzarine on Feb 10, 2023 23:22:14 GMT 2
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Post by tzarine on Feb 16, 2023 3:39:54 GMT 2
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Post by Baz Faz on Feb 16, 2023 13:07:12 GMT 2
From the Beeb:
Seoul removes women-only parking spaces
Apparently women's groups say this is anti-feminist. I'm not sure I follow the logic. Surely it is saying women park as badly or as well as men so should be treated equally.
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