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Post by Grecian on Jan 9, 2017 23:01:29 GMT 2
Anyone interested in the Pictures taken in my trip to India between 14th January and 4th February 2017?
I can flower Guranteee that they will be more interesting than Only Marks boring attempts.
Delhi - Jaipur - Agra - Lucknow - Varanasi - Kolkata - Just below Goa but before Kerala..Karnataka!!...
Sign up if you want to be Impressed...
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Post by Grecian on Jan 9, 2017 23:03:15 GMT 2
(How come flower got through the Swear Filter??..)
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 10, 2017 7:33:46 GMT 2
I'd be interested but I'd advise just to pick one good one, post that and not clutter up the thread with lots of unnecessary ones. Cut the verbiage down to a minimum as well as nobody is particularly interested in what you say.
In fact, just mentioning that you've been there is probably good enough in your case.
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Post by Grecian on Jan 12, 2017 22:10:24 GMT 2
Hahahhahahahaha!
"but I'd advise just to pick one good one, post that and not clutter up the thread with lots of unnecessary ones."
Kinda sums up yours, Donit?
I'll try and narrow down the 'Good Ones' from Delhi, Jaipur, Agra, Lucknow, Very Nasty and Kolkata and Goa...
Let's see how it goes, shall we?
I leave tomorrow..
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Post by Grecian on Jan 12, 2017 22:12:57 GMT 2
So flowered got fudgeed, then?...
Looks like flowered is now Flowered... ....
You really are a Bunch of Sad Mod ...
eff Sake?? Why do you bother with your Shite as we are all Adults here?...
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Post by OnlyMark on Jan 12, 2017 22:26:10 GMT 2
One thing you might want to do is when you get of the plane start shouting "Pakistan forever!". It's a local humorous thing and they'll all fall about laughing. Try it. You'll get through Customs and Immigration like a shot. No queueing at all.
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Post by nifty50 on Jan 15, 2017 20:41:45 GMT 2
That sounds like quite a trip Geeky are you planning on seeing any Cricket whilst you are there?
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Post by pepecura on Jan 23, 2017 13:14:23 GMT 2
I'd like to see the pictures !
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India V England 3rd ODI!
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Post by India V England 3rd ODI! on Jan 26, 2017 18:37:47 GMT 2
Hello Lincs!! Nice comment from you and I know we Luuuurve each other! You soooo must have been to India before? How come you've let the Yanks take over the Stew Sports - especially after The Imps took Ipswich to a replay and won it! More about the Cricket in a minute...
I'm 2 weeks into the 3 weeks, Peps, and I haven't got my camera out yet!! My Cuckolded Son (Lincs will get the reference!) has taken loads so he can send me his.
Quick resume?
Delhi - Shit Polluted Hole and nearly got mugged in Cannaught Place on the 1st night after an Hour's + Scam directed at us took place. We realised late doors and told the C*nts to FRO. Not Fisty Cuffs but they would have been decked early doors and we were both seething. It really did change our attitude towards 'Friendly' Indians after that episode which is a great shame. Lodi Gardens and India Gate very nice.
Jaipur - very nice and Metro 5r a journey. Pink City a bit of a Market but the Largest Sundial in the World was worth it. Tiger and Amber Fort ok.
Agra?? We joined the select few of Westerners who visited Agra for the Taj Mahal - the only thing in Agra - and didn't actually see it! Long story, as you can imagine.
Varanasi - Clear air even after 12 dead bodies were being burnt at a time at the Main Ghat. We stayed near the only other Ghat that burnt bodies and the smell and air was better than Delhi! Too many pickpockets and beggers to make it pleasurable and that was where the Delhi Belly kicked in - like it always does in India!
Kolkata! 14 hour Taxi and ended up sleeping at the airport as arrived after midnight. Hotel in the morning and down to Eden Gardens for some tickets for the 3rd ODI. All sold out. Went up on Match Day on the Metro and almost a stampede by the locals trying to get in and some poor couple from Barnsley HAD tickets bought online but couldn't exchange tham for actual tickets so we didn't feel that bad! Watched the match on TV in the Hotel.
Goa - Flew down to Goa and 2 hour Taxi with Finnish bloke to Agonda Beach. Lovely. Went to Palolem and Patnem beach by Tuk Tuk today and Palolem is shocking - full of pi55ed up Locals and soooo many boat trips. Patnem nice but Agonda Beach Rules.
Signing off now as power cut soon and UP THE IMPS!
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Post by lincs on Feb 4, 2017 23:42:45 GMT 2
Great report Geeky....sounds like you had a great trip...can't be arsed with the Stew these days...something changed,not sure what but it aint floating my boat.
Looks like you there could be a trip up to Lincoln for you next season if we get promoted....happy to stand you a few beers and a curry if that comes to pass.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 6, 2017 21:54:01 GMT 2
Cheers Lincs and I so know what you are saying about Stew Sports. Toooo many Piss Takers who just post 1 liners and think that they are 'funny' and then knob off to Streeterville and their OnLine 'Mates'.
GO THE IMPS! Game in hand and 3 points clear! Mind you, the way that Exeter City are going at the moment we will miss you when you get Promotion as we could be doing the same! We have Plymshite Scum away this Saturday and i'd be happy with a draw to keep us in the mix...
Thanks again and i'd stand you a few pints and a spare bed should you venture down next season...
I Love and Loath India in equal measures...Different World? No, different Planet!
Goa? Visited 5 beaches there and finally got the cheapest Full Tandoori Chicken, Naan bread and Kingfisher Strong for Brunch on Varca Beach at 350ir, 40ir and 75ir respectively!
Taxi back to Goa Airport and 1 hour flight back to Mumbai.
2 days in Mumbai and both bank cards 'Stopped' on first day there so manic running around trying to get some money and sweating like a Rapist and finally managed to pay for the Hotel and Taxi to the airport and got the flight at 9:25pm
Please DO NOT have a 3 hour Layover at Abu Dhabi - The 330cl of Carlsberg Pi55water was over £10! I didn't partake but played rummy instead..
Take it easy Lincs and hope that we meet up soon in a Footballing capacity. I know you are a good un...
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Post by pepecura on Feb 7, 2017 10:20:47 GMT 2
Good one...where are the pictures ?
10 for the 330cl beer ? ...cant find words that.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 7, 2017 22:42:43 GMT 2
My Son has the pictures as I didn't take a Shot during the 3 weeks as too many pick pockets and that famous scene in Full Metal Jacket where the moto rider nicks the camera...
I nearly took a shot of a one legged man, asleep on the pavement, who was bereft of underpants and just had a short Top on and was picking his arse...I thought that I could take a picture like that any day in Exeter where the Smackheads congregate!
The best for Bev was Agonda Beach...Old Monk Rim? 42% and 75cl for £2! Kingfisher Strong nearing 8% is only £1!
Abu Dhabi Airport is a Rip Off...and so many poor Females in Hijabs...Fu.UCK YOOOO you Sexist Shite hole of a Country, United Arab Emirates....fu...UCK YOU again!
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Post by pepecura on Feb 8, 2017 16:24:35 GMT 2
Agreed comments about the UAE...
Nice video there.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 11, 2017 21:56:45 GMT 2
I see that Only Mark and Baz are being Feck Wits and don't give a shLte....Their loss.
For Only Muck to say he hires a car in India is a Joke..
Here's Agonda Beach we stayed on for 3 days before we moved on to another beach...
It really is far better than that and soooo Chillaxed...
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 11, 2017 23:05:35 GMT 2
I see that Only Mark and Baz are being Feck Wits About what? and don't give a shLte... About what? For Only Muck to say he hires a car in India is a Joke.. Why? Too scared to drive yourself? I didn't last time by the way. Used a bike and a scooter. Even more interesting. Been there, done that. Several times. Took photos and posted them. I'm glad you've not overloaded the report with tons of photos that mean nothing and written about inconsequential things to bore us. Short and sweet is good. Did you get Delhi Belly at all? Hope not.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 12, 2017 0:13:42 GMT 2
WOW!
Only a Month to wake you up, Mark!....eh?
I really do dislike Arrogant To55ers like you who think they've 'Been There; Done That' attitude...
I had a great time working out 'India' for myself and so glad you think that you are better than me as regards 'India'...
You really do come across as an Arrogant and jealous Person and so full of stuff that smells really baaaad and I just exposed you as the very Same..
The rest of us can travel and share some Stories while you carry on being the Arrogant and loathsome person you have become..
Thank YOU for that....
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 12, 2017 8:41:54 GMT 2
So you 'worked out' India for yourself by flying from place to place and taking taxis? Just like any other tourist? Whereas I work it out by driving through and around the country?
Yes, I can see how you might feel superior.
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Post by pepecura on Feb 14, 2017 15:07:49 GMT 2
After taking series of jabs, Mark throws a powerful punch right to grecian's kidney.
ouch.
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 14, 2017 15:11:28 GMT 2
He's robust though. He'll get back up swinging.
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Post by pepecura on Feb 14, 2017 15:12:18 GMT 2
Just after couple of beers, I am sure.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 17, 2017 22:04:13 GMT 2
"I didn't last time by the way. Used a bike and a scooter. Even more interesting."
I really do find that hard to believe, Only Muck...
No one ever 'Works out' India 'cos even the Indians haven't got a clue WTF is going on - Most are just living by Hand and Mouth each day and they sleep.....and then wake up and do the same thing again...
I didn't see anyone with any Money in India. I saw large buildings in Mumbai. New Delhi is a poop Hole. Kolkata is just surviving like it has done for Centuries.
Varanasi is a Cesspit of Pick Pockets and Indian Scum just going through the same old; same old routines of Scamming Westerners and Pick Pockets...It's a Shambles..
They even rip off the Locals where they have scales for the amount of Wood that they burn the poor unfortunate Religious Idiots who think that The Ganges will save them and take them to a New Light...
Indians tend to Rip Off Westerners but they also Rip Off Their Own...
So sad in a way...
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 18, 2017 9:39:26 GMT 2
"I didn't last time by the way. Used a bike and a scooter. Even more interesting." I really do find that hard to believe, Only Muck... Of course you probably never looked through my thread. Or you have a short memory. Or you didn't understand the words. There are pictures though. I know you like to look at them - meetingpot.proboards.com/thread/11980/india-2016
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 19, 2017 17:35:16 GMT 2
Tosser.
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 19, 2017 19:43:54 GMT 2
If you mean me then you got me spot on.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 20, 2017 2:05:50 GMT 2
Actually I meant the other one.
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 20, 2017 7:07:29 GMT 2
No matter. It's probably accurate for both of us anyway.
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Post by Grecian on Feb 20, 2017 21:48:51 GMT 2
Nice input from MrK who spends most of his time with his trousers down in a Paris Cinema, as far as I can work out.
Good for you for encouraging Illegal Immigrants to come to England at Calais, MrK....You flower ucking To55er....
I'm still thinking about India and what just happened in 3 weeks and wouldn't have wanted it any other way!!
The Trials and Tribulations were up there as The Best, ever, for a Holiday.
I will click on your Link, above, Mark now and Post my Critique in the next few days..
Thanks for caring.
(Sheeeeete! Just opened the Link and your OP has more words in it than this Thread!! What is that all about; being so verbose and 'look at me; i'm an attention seeker'? I really don't get it.)
I will have a considered look but already i'm not happy....
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Post by OnlyMark on Feb 20, 2017 22:22:45 GMT 2
Don't worry Grecian, you don't have to read it. I appreciate I've written more than what you can cope with. Twenty words without swearing or being abusive is not something you are used to. Next time I'll bring out comic book version for you. Something along the lines of Viz.
I went out for a curry on my birthday by the way. Not the same at all. Tasty but no where near what it should have been.
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Post by auntieannie on Feb 23, 2017 13:42:22 GMT 2
Quoting white supremacist bullshit these days? I see...
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